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Jackass: number 2 was hilarious!
The strangest thing happened to me: this old man approached my and my friends.
Old man: you don’t know how refreshing it is to see young people looking as drug free as you all do, even if your not. Are you?
Us: No
Old man: Not even the marijuana?
Us: maybe like once a year.
Old man: well, that’s good. I just had some tonight . I have bad eyes you see so the doctor prescribes it to me.
*right about this time I got a text from jake h.
Old man: Does that thing take pictures?
Me: sometimes.
Old man: I went to the gym one day and when I was in the locker this guy was showing me his phone and took a picture. I was standing there with my Johnson hanging out and everything. I told him now you take that off there right now of I’ll sue you!
In other news:
Everything You Want Lyrics
Somewhere there's speaking
It's already coming in
Oh and it's rising at the back of your mind
You never could get it
Unless you were fed it
Now you're here and you don't know why
But under skinned knees and the skid marks
Past the places where you used to learn
You howl and listen
Listen and wait for the
Echoes of angels who won't return
Chorus
xxxxx He's everything you want He's everything I want
xxxxx He's everything you need He's everything I need
xxxxx He's everything inside of you He's everythig inside of me
xxxxx That you wish you could be That I wish I could be
xxxxx He says all the right things He says all the right things
xxxxx At exactly the right time At exactly the right time
xxxxx But he means nothing to you But he means nothing to me
xxxxx And you don't know why And I don't know why
You're waiting for someone
To put you together
You're waiting for someone to push you away
There's always another wound to discover
There's always something more you wish he'd say
Chorus
But you'll just sit tight
And watch it unwind
It's only what you're asking for
And you'll be just fine
With all of your time
It's only what you're waiting for
Out of the island
Into the highway
Past the places where you might have turned
You never did notice
But you still hide away
The anger of angels who won't return
Chorus
I am everything you want
I am everything you need
I am everything inside of you
That you wish you could be
I say all the right things
At exactly the right time
But I mean nothing to you and I don't know why
And I don't know why
Why
I don't know
The strangest thing happened to me: this old man approached my and my friends.
Old man: you don’t know how refreshing it is to see young people looking as drug free as you all do, even if your not. Are you?
Us: No
Old man: Not even the marijuana?
Us: maybe like once a year.
Old man: well, that’s good. I just had some tonight . I have bad eyes you see so the doctor prescribes it to me.
*right about this time I got a text from jake h.
Old man: Does that thing take pictures?
Me: sometimes.
Old man: I went to the gym one day and when I was in the locker this guy was showing me his phone and took a picture. I was standing there with my Johnson hanging out and everything. I told him now you take that off there right now of I’ll sue you!
In other news:
Everything You Want Lyrics
Somewhere there's speaking
It's already coming in
Oh and it's rising at the back of your mind
You never could get it
Unless you were fed it
Now you're here and you don't know why
But under skinned knees and the skid marks
Past the places where you used to learn
You howl and listen
Listen and wait for the
Echoes of angels who won't return
Chorus
xxxxx He's everything you want He's everything I want
xxxxx He's everything you need He's everything I need
xxxxx He's everything inside of you He's everythig inside of me
xxxxx That you wish you could be That I wish I could be
xxxxx He says all the right things He says all the right things
xxxxx At exactly the right time At exactly the right time
xxxxx But he means nothing to you But he means nothing to me
xxxxx And you don't know why And I don't know why
You're waiting for someone
To put you together
You're waiting for someone to push you away
There's always another wound to discover
There's always something more you wish he'd say
Chorus
But you'll just sit tight
And watch it unwind
It's only what you're asking for
And you'll be just fine
With all of your time
It's only what you're waiting for
Out of the island
Into the highway
Past the places where you might have turned
You never did notice
But you still hide away
The anger of angels who won't return
Chorus
I am everything you want
I am everything you need
I am everything inside of you
That you wish you could be
I say all the right things
At exactly the right time
But I mean nothing to you and I don't know why
And I don't know why
Why
I don't know