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Oct 02, 2006 23:57

Lovely week in Cairo, eh? Death, suffering, and the like. All too amusing to watch humans degrade themselves into the animals they are. Even those goody two-shoes Seals are at each other's throats. I should know, since they've lost another one.

But quite frankly, I'm bored. I've been watching all this from the sidelines, but the good times always end too quickly. Much too quickly to actually get involved, in fact. This is a brand new month, and also the last year of humanity, and I think that we should go out with a bang.

And so, I've come up with several options:

1) Kill the leaders of the country and display them for the world to see. Watch as chaos ensues.
2) Declare myself God and have the people prostrate themselves before me. Goes pretty well with option 1.
3) Kill the people rather painfully with toxic chemicals. I really must thank James for that, honestly.
4) All of the above. Have the people gather up the smallest amount of hope that they have and crush it completely under my foot.

I must admit, I'm not much of a patient man. I'm already waiting for the day that I'll be able to finish off the angels, and my patience is running quite thin. So please, quickly choose the option that you believe would be the best action to take, or I'll just do all of that anyway.

:)

And before anybody asks: No, 'you're a sick fuck' is not a valid answer. You may try to kill me as well, but that's... pretty much impossible as of this point. I'll give until the first of November, as I have lots of planning to do.

Good night, Cairo. Just know that every time the sun rises, that's one more step towards the collapse of mankind.
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