My April Fool's Joke should win an award.
Kaitie and I got the most unlikely fake "tattoos" (via Sharpie and Marissa) and I put the trashiest thing I could think of. I sent my parents, sister, and aunt an email:
Hey everyone,
>
> Got a new tattoo (yes, ANOTHER ONE) yesterday with my friend Kaitie when
> she went to get her first.
>
> Batteries in my camera were dead, so I just got a picture today.
>
> Will send clearer/better pictures when it's healed and not all scabby
> and gross.
>
> Love,
>
> Kirstyn
with the picture
attached. Kaitie's family didn't buy it, but the reactions I got were amazing:
Dad:
"I am glad you like your new tattoo. Given how I feel about tattoos I
certainly hope that none of the $s we sent you for your allowance went
to the cost of paying for the tattoo."
Sister:
" is it permanent? haha. your a straight up G :]
im going to call uu k-mak now haha"
Mom:
" PLEASE STOP DOING THAT. LESS IS MORE
LOVE, MOM"
... followed up by a VERY THOROUGH chewing out via telephone tonight.
She's fucking pissed.
HAHAHAHA
I would feel bad, but COME ON. Anyone who knows me AT ALL should know I would never ever get a tramp stamp, especially not with "K-Mak" on it.
Haysoos, how fucking trashy do they think I am?
I think I'm going to wait until I'm home to tell them "APRIL FOOL'S" because they are seriously so pWnd.
Keep it on the DL if you know them.
I am SOOOOO going to enjoy this.
Hey everyone,
>
> Got a new tattoo (yes, ANOTHER ONE) yesterday with my friend Kaitie when
> she went to get her first.
>
> Batteries in my camera were dead, so I just got a picture today.
>
> Will send clearer/better pictures when it's healed and not all scabby
> and gross.
>
> Love,
>
> Kirstyn
with the picture
attached. Kaitie's family didn't buy it, but the reactions I got were amazing:
Dad:
"I am glad you like your new tattoo. Given how I feel about tattoos I
certainly hope that none of the $s we sent you for your allowance went
to the cost of paying for the tattoo."
Sister:
" is it permanent? haha. your a straight up G :]
im going to call uu k-mak now haha"
Mom:
" PLEASE STOP DOING THAT. LESS IS MORE
LOVE, MOM"
... followed up by a VERY THOROUGH chewing out via telephone tonight.
She's fucking pissed.
HAHAHAHA
I would feel bad, but COME ON. Anyone who knows me AT ALL should know I would never ever get a tramp stamp, especially not with "K-Mak" on it.
Haysoos, how fucking trashy do they think I am?
I think I'm going to wait until I'm home to tell them "APRIL FOOL'S" because they are seriously so pWnd.
Keep it on the DL if you know them.
I am SOOOOO going to enjoy this.