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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I pulled mysucklingduck's hair (-5 points). Last month I gave jamaicamecrazy a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In March I bought porn for olliekona (10 points). In July I caught a purse-snatcher who stole aka_kitsune's purse (30 points). Last Sunday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, starmilk (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4970 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
VincentTheGreat