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19019...i want to be invisible in a city so big that no one will ever find me..but that cant happen! already met a boy in philly. geez seriously i dont want to date anyone for at least a year but here we go again, i'm sure. i was just thinking about how hilarious this last few months has been and also pondering the self-misconceptions of the fucked up. i like how someone with the most severe of personality defects and other serious life issues could be so narcissistic. i just realized that what i wrote here could apply to most of the people that i know. thank god im moving to philly. so jason's having a baby which kinda sucks for him because he barely knows his girlfriend. wow i just made a life time line and its major. I am going to write an autobiography like James Frey told me to do! here it is so far:
i just started with ideas and important milestones and i'll build on them.
as a miserable baby and an angry child
crying and turning blue
tantrums
a new baby sister i'll bite
highest IQ in Brazoria county
church
school aged
the letter people, water day and jenna
moved to maryland
bad handwriting
Jimmy Peach tied up with duct tape to the chair
"a bust!"
wearing a dress to avoid indian style
visiting pittsburg PA and a haircut
middle school
president of the photography club
editor of the school paper, just for the photo
chelsea, megan, cows and the x files
gerbil gets head cut off thanks to Rita
bully cheerleaders
bad grades, good books
first kiss, "like a cat"
high school
soccer and chelsea - sans volleyball
sarah, whitney and BTE
the internet, sarah g and matchbox 20
french class
Ellen
cross country
Matt
prom
anti-church
2000 new years
Jason and the ghetto
jason online
first date, graduation, kicked out
moved in
fights, crying and alcoholism
the betty spackle, the reanimators
kevin and cherie, josh, turkish, jeff and greg
Al's liquors
chili's
my own catonsville apartment
jenny
elvis and priscilla
ravens win
jenny kicked out
wharfside
tico
beth comes along with baxter
i was mean to sassafrass
college at ccbc and soccer
breakup with jason
jason in terry's house
tryouts
popular decline due to janelle
Mari, Sandra and Hakan
hitler and the 3rd reich
chuck
Giant food and Chevy Chase bank
september 11th and jason
'just friends' elise, tiffany, sarah et cetera
my friends beth, christina and sean, ryan armstrong
jason air force and marriage
jason joins AF
leaves for boot camp
relief
many weeks alone, Sean
marriage in wichita falls
chris reveals all
i move back in to 2531 Maytime
bright eyes, dark curtains and preparation
jason comes back to MD
jason admits to screwing cherie
moved to england
oh there will be about 5 more years added to the timeline soon but now its nap time.
coming soon: AF, parties, drinking, Sweden, France, Stretham, Bath, CUWFC, London, Luki, Malaysia, Morrissey, divorce and illegitimate children..PREPARE YOURSELF
i just started with ideas and important milestones and i'll build on them.
as a miserable baby and an angry child
crying and turning blue
tantrums
a new baby sister i'll bite
highest IQ in Brazoria county
church
school aged
the letter people, water day and jenna
moved to maryland
bad handwriting
Jimmy Peach tied up with duct tape to the chair
"a bust!"
wearing a dress to avoid indian style
visiting pittsburg PA and a haircut
middle school
president of the photography club
editor of the school paper, just for the photo
chelsea, megan, cows and the x files
gerbil gets head cut off thanks to Rita
bully cheerleaders
bad grades, good books
first kiss, "like a cat"
high school
soccer and chelsea - sans volleyball
sarah, whitney and BTE
the internet, sarah g and matchbox 20
french class
Ellen
cross country
Matt
prom
anti-church
2000 new years
Jason and the ghetto
jason online
first date, graduation, kicked out
moved in
fights, crying and alcoholism
the betty spackle, the reanimators
kevin and cherie, josh, turkish, jeff and greg
Al's liquors
chili's
my own catonsville apartment
jenny
elvis and priscilla
ravens win
jenny kicked out
wharfside
tico
beth comes along with baxter
i was mean to sassafrass
college at ccbc and soccer
breakup with jason
jason in terry's house
tryouts
popular decline due to janelle
Mari, Sandra and Hakan
hitler and the 3rd reich
chuck
Giant food and Chevy Chase bank
september 11th and jason
'just friends' elise, tiffany, sarah et cetera
my friends beth, christina and sean, ryan armstrong
jason air force and marriage
jason joins AF
leaves for boot camp
relief
many weeks alone, Sean
marriage in wichita falls
chris reveals all
i move back in to 2531 Maytime
bright eyes, dark curtains and preparation
jason comes back to MD
jason admits to screwing cherie
moved to england
oh there will be about 5 more years added to the timeline soon but now its nap time.
coming soon: AF, parties, drinking, Sweden, France, Stretham, Bath, CUWFC, London, Luki, Malaysia, Morrissey, divorce and illegitimate children..PREPARE YOURSELF