Jun 15, 2006 22:08
I know this is old and most of you have already seen this, but I came across it again today and it still cracks me up so I'm posting it for those of you who might enjoy it was well as a means to save it on my computer.
Aside from no AC last night the show fucking ruled. Palehorse was the shit, and the new Verse tracks are really good. Glad I didn't miss it. I'm going to FL Saturday, so I'll have to miss MLIW. Oh well I saw them last time they came through and I'm sure I'll see them the next so hold it down. I'll see you all at Terror where we will hopefully witness one of these gems. -Vince
VOGELISMS!!!!!!!!!!!
LEVEL SEVEN STAGE DIVE ACTIVATE
GET IGNORANT IN THE PIT
BATTLEFIELD IGNITE
This next song we made just for you motherfuckers to MOSH!!!!
I want you to blow this fucking place apart.
I need more stagedives, more stagedives....MAXIMUM OUTPUT
Get off the stage, I want to play a song for you.
When this break hits, find the smallest mother fucker you can
find and throw them down that fucking lane.
If you know the words, get up here and sing along with us,
this song is called Don't Need Your Help.
IT FEELS GOOD TO BE ALIVE!
STEP UP AND GET YOUR REP UP
if i were you guys i'd be sitting outside smoking weed rather than be in here
If you can see me, that means I'm here.
Stage dives make you feel more alive!
DIVE LIKE A BULLET
GRAB YOUR DICKS FEEL YOUR PUSSIES LETS MOVE THIS SHIT
FUCK THIS HOLE!
I will play in a crackshack if I have to, I don't care...
Just get a generator, hook it up and we will play ...
LETS GO CORONA! PUT HOLES IN THE MOTHER FUCKER NEXT TO YOU!
WHAT'S A LITTLE BLOOD BETWEEN FRIENDS?
infamous dudes
lets see more circle pits! more stage dives! grown!
THIS STAGE WAS BUILT FOR FUCKING STAGE DIVES!
WHEN WE ARE THROUGH PLAYING I WANT THIS MOTHERFUCKING BUILDING IN RUINS!
now we're gonna play this song.. but first, I WANT MORE STAGE DIVES(*&^(_*
LET'S FUCK THIS PLACE UP
Maximum output. Activate the pit.
Stage dive bananza!
i wanna see 100 stagedives per song.
I want to see at least 4 people at a time jumping off this fucking stage, I welcome it!
Take care of each other out there. Everyone here is my brother,
let's make sure everybody goes home safe. Alright, let's stomp some heads.
Come up and sing the fuckin words! and if you dont know em
i wanna see every motherfucker doing stagedives!
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BONESAW
I want this place to go nuts, North, South, East, West, Left, Right,
Activate this dance floor!!
We need to take care of eachother out here, we're a fucking family.
I need maxium output..more mother fucking stage dives, this is fucking war...
rip this place down. MAXIUM OUTPUT...I NEED MORE FUCKING STAGE DIVES!!!!!
Lately there's been way too many fights at Terror shows, and we are getting sick of it!
THIS SHITS POSITIVE!......Let's fuck this place up!
THIS SONG IS WAS CREATED FOR DANCEFLOOR DESTRUCTION
MORE STAGEDIVES...STEP UP TO GET YOUR REP UP!!!!
ACTIVATE THIS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER
WE NEED TO ELEVATE TO MAXIMUM STAGEDIVE POTENTIAL!!!
DON'T WORRY WHERE YOU LAND THE FLOOR WILL BREAK YOUR FALL!!!
I WANT TO SEE SOME HEADS COME OFF!"
what i need.......... is more stagedives, more singalongs, more headbanging,
more fucking shit up. tear this place apart, MAXIMUM OUTPUT! KILL MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
I WANNA SEE YOU CAST A LEVEL 7 DIFFICULTY STAGE DIVE PRONTO!
FUCK THESE KEYBOARDS IN OUR SCENE!!
LETS TEAR THIS FUCKING PLACE TO THE GROUND!!! MAXIMUM OUTPUT!!! I WANNA SEE WAR!!!
ALRIGHT! LETS TAKE THIS TO THE NEXT LEVEL! WORLD DOMINATION!!! I WANNA SEE MORE
STAGE DIVES!!
come up here and sing with me, if you dont know the words,
kill the motherfucker next to you, and if you dont wanna do that,
throw a dime sac up here..
FUCKING TEAR THIS SHIT UP I WANT TO SEE YOU IN THE FUcKING PIT MAN ON MAN
I WANNA SEE DUDES, FUCKING DUDES, FRONT TO BACK, SIDE TO SIDE
I NEED VOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEEESSSS
This goes out to all the kids that talk shit on the Internet, 'KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!'
THIS ONE IS FOR THE PEOPLE THAT COME TO SHOWS FOR THE RIGHT REASONS,
NOT TO GET THEIR DICK SUCKED OR THEIR PUSSY EATEN
what i need......... is more stage dives, more sing alongs, more headbanging,
i want to see this place go off...
(complete with hand gestures of fingers headbanging and stagediving and singing)
I WANNA SEE ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS COME UP TO THE FRONT AND SING ALONG.
THIS ONES CALLED KEEP YOUR DISTANCE
LETS TEAR THIS PLACE A NEW ASSHOLE
HOWS EVERYONE IN THE BACK WITH THE FUCKING SLURPEES!?
fuck this place up, positive aggression, if someone falls pick them up.
positive aggression. and more stage dives.
More moshing, more drinking, and I'm likin' that In Control shirt!
this song is a new one so if you know the words come and help me
singalong it's called "KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!"
get up here and shake your booty
"yo good set man" vogel : "hahahaha thanks, im retarded"
what you want me to pull my balls out? you wanna see my balls?
I WANT TO SEE EXACLY 17 STAGEDIVES DURING THIS SONG. NO MORE. NO LESS.
I NEED YOUR HELP SINGING ALONG TO THIS ONE. ITS CALLED DON'T NEED YOUR HELP
Stop talking, theres no talking at Terror shows, only silence. Silence and stagedives
Dude, I loved your bands cover of straightedge revenge.
I would've sang along but i was at the back buying beers.
all you kids talkin with your fingers (takes his fingers and types on an invisible keyboard)
i want to see all of you fucking...fucking...fuck it. go!
i wanna see some stage dives... stage dive off this monitor, off the drum monitor,
off this kids face, off that light, more stage dives!
I wanna see dudes fucking other dudes left and right, back and forth.
on your way home, put it on track 10 crank it up and drive your car into a wall
IF YOU'RE A LITTLE DUDE GET A BUNCH OF OTHER LITTLE DUDES AND TAKE A BIG MOTHERFUCKER DOWN
FIND A WAY TO STAGE DIVE (at the Glasshouse with the barrier)
BEING STRAIGHTEDGE DOESN'T MAKE YOU MORE HARDCORE!
EVERYONE SHOUTS OUT THE EDGE KIDS! WELL THIS ONE IS FOR THE NON-EDGE KIDS!
I USED TO GO SEE JUDGE WITH BEER ON MY BREATH!
more stagedives! more stagedives! i need everyone up here, (picks up gum off the stage)
whoever's gum this is, i need them up here too!
i have a fucking illness, and that illness is that im fucking pissed off that our fucking
van blew up and i need medicine and the only medicine that will cure my illness is
FUCKING STAGE DIVES!
EVERYONE STAGEDIVE!!!! EVERYONE GET HIGH TONIGHT!!!!
HOW’S EVERYONE IN THE BACK WITH THE FUCKING SLURPEES!!!
Stop talking! There’s no talking at Terror shows only STAGEDIVES!!!
Crowd: BALLS OUT!
Vogel: YOU WANT TO SEE MY BALLS?
Crowd: BALLS OUT!
Vogel: (Grabs his nuts) you sure? Are the cops still outside?
Kid from the crowd yells at Vogel. Vogel replies: “YEAH MAN TRON IS THE SHIT!”
More Stagedives More Stagedives, I need everyone up here, (picks up some gum on the stage) “WHOEVER’S GUM THIS IS, I NEED THEM UP HERE TOO!!!”
IF A NAZI WALKS THROUGH THAT DOOR BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!!!!
If you can see me that means I’m here!
“thanks for supporting terror! All you drunks get some beers, all you edge kids get some coke, and lets fuck shit up for Death Threat!!!”
THURSDAY, JUNE 22ND
TERROR
(you know what to do....STAGE DIVE.)
THROUGH THE EYES OF THE DEAD
(Metal on Prosthetic Records)
DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR
(Boston HC on Bridge 9, back once again)
HANK JONES
(Pizza loving dudes from PA)
LIGHTS OUT
(Youngblood Records, first time in Bham)
CEREMONY
(Malfunction Records, first time in Bham)
@ Cave Nine
2237 Magnolia Avenue - Birmingham, AL 35205
ALL AGES - doors at 5:30pm - $10
GET THERE EARLY, THIS COULD SELL OUT.