Caitlin smells like The Gap
First of all, here is a funny story. I was in the mall, Shealyn was with me, and she wanted to go into the Gap, so we did. As we were in there, I said, "This part of the Gap smells like Caitlin." Shealyn gave me that look, the "stop acting stupid and making things up to be funny" look. I told her I was going to call Caitlin and tell her I wa in Gap and it smelled like her. I told Shealyn I was not lying it really does smell like Caitlin in here. I call Caitlin and I tell my story to Caitlin, you know how the Gap smlls like her. She starts to laugh on the phone and she says, "I get my body spray from there." I told Shealyn that she get her body spray from the Gap...see I was not lying it did smell like Caitlin in the Gap!
I have been playing basketball alot more and I was playing the other day and I pulled a muscle in my back, thi son-of-a-bitch hurts. I have been putting icy-hot on it, but my back is hurting like a hoe, if I may qoute myself...lol
I got bored today and I put up my away message and it reads:
Please help me decide which of the following girls will have my children:
A. Amanda Rudolph
B. Brittany De Carlo
C. Lindsey Loreno
D. Dana Hays
Details of the final tally coming soon...
If you have time, go here and listen to this: http://www.audiocomedy.net/pranks/regular/funeral.shtml
"Zip it up, and zip it out" ~Dave Chapelle