I wanted a pony too. :(
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Thursday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last month I bought porn for ferra_ffxi (10 points). In November I helped kittyrae hide a body (-173 points). Last Saturday I pulled over and changed alphajew's flat tire (15 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1141 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Vimesrdm
Anyone offering to give me my present?