Dec 23, 2005 19:57
LILY EVANS IS THE STARLIGHT THAT BURNS AT THE CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE, OH.
HER SCARLET LOCKS ARE LIKE THE
SILKEN BEDSHEETS OF THE GODS
AND MERLIN SPUN EVERY
GOLD HUED STRAND
AND OH HER LIPS ARE LIKE
CLOUDS OF LUSCIOUS FRUIT
AND SWEETNESS AND THEY TASTE
LIKE HONEY, FALLING FROM THE LIP
OF THE RAREST FLOWER, OH
LILY, LILY EVANS. YOU MAKE THE SONGBIRDS
FALL SILENT AT YOUR BEAUTY.
THE SUN APPEARS WHEN YOU WALK BY, OH
AND YOUR PRESENCE MAKES ME WEAK.
OH, LILY, LILY OH.
HER SKIN IS THE PALEST PORCELAIN HUE
AND HER CHEEKS BLUSHED WITH SWEETEST CORAL PINK.
OH
AND HER KNOCKERS ARE THE MOST PERFECT, ROUND SHAPE.
I RECKON THEY WOULD JUST FILL UP MY HANDS
IF I SQUEEZED THEM, OH.
HER ASS IS PERFECT TOO,
AND HER VOICE WOULD SHAME THE SWEETNESS
OF A BLACKBIRDS SONG
I RECKON SHE'D MAKE SOME BRILL NOISES
IF I GRABBED HER BUM. OH.
LILY, LILY EVANS, YOU MAKE MY LIFE COMPLETE
MY HEART BEATS ONLY FOR YOU DEAR
OH LILY, LILY EVANS.
REMUS.
REMUS LUPIN
LILY! OH LILY LILY EVANS!
EVERY NIGHT I LIE IN BED
AND MY FEVERED DREAMS SHOW ONLY YOU.
AND I HAVE A GOOD WANK.
OH LILY, LILY EVANS.
YOU MADE ME WANK SO MUCH I
HAD TO GO TO POMFREY
YOUR EYES, GREEN LIKE THE RICHEST EMERALDS, OH.
THEY STARE RIGHT AT ME, AND STEAL MY SOUL.
I WILL NEVER BE COMPLETE,OH
LILY LILY DEAR.
UNTIL I MAKE YOU MINE.
MARRY ME LILY! LILY EVANS.
BE MY LILY. OH.
Lupin it won't stop. IT WON'T STOP SINGING! Would you please- DO SOMETHING?! I tried, but it just got LOUDER!
AND JAMES POTTER!! YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU. I MIGHT EVEN BREAK A RULE AND HEX YOUR GENITALS OFF. YOU DON'T NEED THEM, AFTER ALL.