On Dares
Sorry for the friendpage spam, but I was dared to do this with REAL LIVE PEOPLE and I never turn down a challenge (unless I know it will kill me). And so it goes.
1) Paul
2) Aki
3) Kelci
4) Griff
5) Noi
6) Triad
7) Kyo
8) Ender
9) Warp
10) Lys
11) Lum
12) Omni
1. Who would make a better college professor, Triad or Lum? Lum would stand before the class and say nothing for an hour, and then within the last five minutes speak a few words of ultimate wisdom. Triad would teach them all the history of video games. That sounds fun, so I pick him.
2. Do you think Griff is hot? How hot? …I am not a man. I do not feel qualified to judge this. However, I think she is tall.
3. Omni sends Ender on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? He wants her to seek and destroy the creator of that ‘will it blend’ video. She succeeds, but numerous hockey pucks are harmed in the process.
4. What is or would be Warp's favorite book? Oh, wow. I really can’t answer this question…
5. Would it make more sense for Aki to swear fealty to Triad, or the other way around? … … …
…I am struck so speechless by the outcome of this question.
And then, I will laugh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA. AWESOME. …But yeah. Triad may well have done it already. Aki swears fealty to NO ONE.
6. For some reason, Noi is looking for a roommate. Should she share a studio apartment with Warp or with Lys? Noi knows Lys better, and they could fangirl and jump around together.
7. Aki, Kyo and Omni have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss? They go where Aki decides and discuss what Aki wants to discuss. And they pay for her dinner. Because they are guys.
8. Kelci challenges Lys to a duel. What happens? First off, it’s a pokémon battle. Lys’ army of Skitty vs. Kelci’s glitched-out team. Kelci wins, but Lys gets points for symmetry.
9. If Paul stole Ender's most precious possession, how would she get it back? Ender is possibly the only person who could ask Paul for it back and he would give it to her, and no one would get hurt.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which Kyo and Omni both attain what they most desire. Uncollared. (Kidding - I know Omni most desires hockey. But this title was too useful to drop.)
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Griff and Paul to work together? The villain captured Lloyd and is threatening to burn the last surviving copy of Beowulf.
12. If Kyo visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? Splendidly. We’d do all sorts of fake-sibling things and then play video games.
13. If you could command Kelci to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be? I don’t think I could command Kelci.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Lum? Lum does not even write Lum. He is the silence between the ellipses.
15. If Aki had to choose sides between Griff and Noi, which would it be? I’ll say Griff because she’s known Griff longer.
16. What might Lys shout while charging into battle? “Kiiiiiiiiiiii!”
17. If you chose a song to represent Ender, which song would you choose? Man, Ender, you keep getting the hard questions… I don’t know her well enough to choose a song for her.
18. Paul, Triad and Omni are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it? Paul. He lets Omni and Triad beat each other up in their quest to be the one to eat it, stabs them both, and enjoys his pancake.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Aki to use on Lys? Assuming this were at all possible…either “Buu?” or “Feel like bacon?”
20. What would Noi most likely be arrested for? Riding around town on a giant stuffed animal. Or stealing one.
21. What is Triad's secret? *loud traffic sounds obscure the first part* -shipping is what he really goes for.
22. If Lum and Warp were racing to a destination, who would get there first? Warp would win an internet race because of her netbending skills. I don’t know about a footrace.
23. Kelci and Kyo tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable? Kelci. Kyo is just too devious and siblings aren’t to be trusted.
24. "Paul and Warp reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Griff’s sinister secret organization. Lum volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that Lum is actually a spy for Griff. Meanwhile, Griff has kidnapped Omni, in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Noi, they seek out Kelci, who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it? The idea of Griff running a sinister organization is pretty amusing. I have no title for this, and Omni can write this too, from the perspective of the captured. OR Aki can write it, since she’s somehow NOT the evil villain.
25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Kyo or Ender? Kyo. My brother and bodyguard, right? …But man, I might end up protecting him. ;)
1) Paul
2) Aki
3) Kelci
4) Griff
5) Noi
6) Triad
7) Kyo
8) Ender
9) Warp
10) Lys
11) Lum
12) Omni
1. Who would make a better college professor, Triad or Lum? Lum would stand before the class and say nothing for an hour, and then within the last five minutes speak a few words of ultimate wisdom. Triad would teach them all the history of video games. That sounds fun, so I pick him.
2. Do you think Griff is hot? How hot? …I am not a man. I do not feel qualified to judge this. However, I think she is tall.
3. Omni sends Ender on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? He wants her to seek and destroy the creator of that ‘will it blend’ video. She succeeds, but numerous hockey pucks are harmed in the process.
4. What is or would be Warp's favorite book? Oh, wow. I really can’t answer this question…
5. Would it make more sense for Aki to swear fealty to Triad, or the other way around? … … …
…I am struck so speechless by the outcome of this question.
And then, I will laugh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA. AWESOME. …But yeah. Triad may well have done it already. Aki swears fealty to NO ONE.
6. For some reason, Noi is looking for a roommate. Should she share a studio apartment with Warp or with Lys? Noi knows Lys better, and they could fangirl and jump around together.
7. Aki, Kyo and Omni have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss? They go where Aki decides and discuss what Aki wants to discuss. And they pay for her dinner. Because they are guys.
8. Kelci challenges Lys to a duel. What happens? First off, it’s a pokémon battle. Lys’ army of Skitty vs. Kelci’s glitched-out team. Kelci wins, but Lys gets points for symmetry.
9. If Paul stole Ender's most precious possession, how would she get it back? Ender is possibly the only person who could ask Paul for it back and he would give it to her, and no one would get hurt.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which Kyo and Omni both attain what they most desire. Uncollared. (Kidding - I know Omni most desires hockey. But this title was too useful to drop.)
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Griff and Paul to work together? The villain captured Lloyd and is threatening to burn the last surviving copy of Beowulf.
12. If Kyo visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? Splendidly. We’d do all sorts of fake-sibling things and then play video games.
13. If you could command Kelci to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be? I don’t think I could command Kelci.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Lum? Lum does not even write Lum. He is the silence between the ellipses.
15. If Aki had to choose sides between Griff and Noi, which would it be? I’ll say Griff because she’s known Griff longer.
16. What might Lys shout while charging into battle? “Kiiiiiiiiiiii!”
17. If you chose a song to represent Ender, which song would you choose? Man, Ender, you keep getting the hard questions… I don’t know her well enough to choose a song for her.
18. Paul, Triad and Omni are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it? Paul. He lets Omni and Triad beat each other up in their quest to be the one to eat it, stabs them both, and enjoys his pancake.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Aki to use on Lys? Assuming this were at all possible…either “Buu?” or “Feel like bacon?”
20. What would Noi most likely be arrested for? Riding around town on a giant stuffed animal. Or stealing one.
21. What is Triad's secret? *loud traffic sounds obscure the first part* -shipping is what he really goes for.
22. If Lum and Warp were racing to a destination, who would get there first? Warp would win an internet race because of her netbending skills. I don’t know about a footrace.
23. Kelci and Kyo tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable? Kelci. Kyo is just too devious and siblings aren’t to be trusted.
24. "Paul and Warp reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Griff’s sinister secret organization. Lum volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that Lum is actually a spy for Griff. Meanwhile, Griff has kidnapped Omni, in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Noi, they seek out Kelci, who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it? The idea of Griff running a sinister organization is pretty amusing. I have no title for this, and Omni can write this too, from the perspective of the captured. OR Aki can write it, since she’s somehow NOT the evil villain.
25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Kyo or Ender? Kyo. My brother and bodyguard, right? …But man, I might end up protecting him. ;)