Title: Wicked Game
Rating: Pg
Disclaimer: Never happen/never will/and don't own anyone
Summary: Linde and Mige become parents to Ville
Note: Sorry for any spelling/grammar mistakes.
Crying was heard coming from Ville's room. Mige awoke from the bed he was sleeping in, with one terrible headache. Last night the whole gang went out drinking after their show they had, the band was on fire last night Ville, their lead singer was screaming his lungs out onstage all night. Linde knew that wasn't good for the singer, knowing it was tearing up his voice, but he let the singer have his fun. After their concert, they went to the bar to celebrate. Ville was complaining about how if he had a chance he would love to do his child hood all over again. Linde asked, details of what he meant about starting over. Ville just rambled off a bunch of bullshit, Mige rolled his eyes and shoved another drink into Ville's hand too shut him up. Gas, the drummer of the band came back with a bottle in his hand.
"Ville, I got this just for you." Gas, told him, giving him the booze bottle.
Ville eyed it, not knowing what it was the bottle only says "To do what you don't" Ville thought it was ok, so he took a shot of it. The taste was terrible! He closed his eyes as the drink burned down all the way in his throat.
"Wow, No I don't want anymore!" He said, pushing the bottle away.
"Oh come on Ville, the bar tender said you have to finish it all."
Ville stared at Gas strangely, he tried to finish the rest of the drink, but it taste so horrible. Finally the last drink was gone, he slammed the bottle down onto the table.
"Tonight is going to be such a blast." He said, and the others laughed.
Mige walked down the hallway towards the bathroom, he used it, brushed his teeth, played with his hair and then started too walk down the hallways. But something stopped him when he came by Ville's room. Crying was heard in the room, Mige placed his ear too the door and was listening. 'was Ville crying,why?' Mige thought. But then he heard the crying turning into weeping, almost like a baby. Mige thought this was strange, there wasn't a baby in the house, no one has kids. He twisted the door handle, surprising to find it unlocked, he went inside and was shocked of what he saw. Standing on the bed in all baggy clothes that were ten times bigger than he was, was a little baby. Had to be able one year old or something. Mige walked over towards him, looking around to see where the hell Ville was, and why he has a baby in his room, wearing Ville's clothes.
"Hi there." Mige said, walking over to the infant, picking him up.
Mige stared at the infant, noticing he had the same hair as Ville, and the same exact eyes. Mige gasped, putting the baby down onto the bed, and backing away. He had no idea what was going on and why this baby resembled Ville in such a way, there was only one way to think about it. The baby was Ville Valo. But how can that be? You can't turn back into a baby when you're twenty-three years old.
"Ville?" He asked, the baby responded to his name being called, he reached out to Mige.
Mige backed away more. Now he was even responding too the name. This was too much. How the fuck did this happen to Ville, and how the hell is the band going to take this news.
He picked the infant up. Just looking him from top to bottem, this was the most fucked up thing that could ever happen. And this could not be happening right now. How are they suppose to play, when Ville was a baby, how are their fans going to react. Mige turned as head as Linde intered the room, giving Mige a eerie look.
"I know, this is going to sound strange. But I think this baby is Ville."
Linde burst into laughter. Mige's face turned beat red.
"What? Come on, stop playing. Ville, where are you the jokes over." He laughed, setting in the floor.
Mige put Ville on the floor, Ville took something plasted and started chewing on it.
"I'm not fucking joking, I woke up, heard crying, came in here and found this baby, he even responds to his name, watch."
"Ville." Immediately as the baby heard his name being called, he looked up.
Linde finally took notice of the infant.
"Holy vittu! Mitä vittua!" He panicked,using the Finnish language.
Mige picked the baby up.
"Calm down. I'm freaked out as much as you, but how did this happen, why did this happen?" He asked, taking the plastic thing away from Ville, and Ville snuggled into his chest, placing his head on his shoulders, having his grayish green eyes wonder around.
"This is too fucked up." Reaching out to touch the baby, but Ville squirmed away shrieking, throwing his arms around Mige.
"Shh. Ville, it's alright." He tried to calm him down.
The rest of the band sat in the kitchen talking about Ville and how this happen, none of them gave any good replies. They were all stunned on this as much as everyone else was.
"Where is he now?" Gas asked.
"Taking a nap." Mige said, and then he heard crying from the living room.
"What are we suppose to do, how are we suppose to be a band while Ville has been turned into a baby?" Mige asked, coming back into the kitchen, with a very sleepy Ville.
Linde sighed.
"I don't know Mige. How ever this happen, we have to fix it."
"How do we fix it, if you don't know how it happen?"
Mige broke the stare from Linde by looking away, cradling Ville in his lap, by playing with his hand. This is so fucked up and will ever happen to the band now, and how are we suppose to explain Ville too all the fans?
The next day wasn't so hectic, Ville was up and playing with the rest of the band, they found out Ville still had his asthma, which wasn't a bad thing. While Ville was playing with some toys in the front room, the others where in the kitchen figuring out a baby list, things that they will need for Ville.
"So who wants to be the ones to go shopping?" Mige asked.
"I thought we would all go!" Linde answered.
"Someone has to stay here with Ville."
"Why not just take him with us?" Gas asked.
"And then what is people going to say, when they see a baby with us?" Mige asked.
The others looked away, Mige rolled his eyes.
"Come on. I guess we're going to half to take him with us."
Mige has found some clothes that would fit Ville, he wondered why the hell there was baby clothes laying around, he dressed Ville all in black, considering it was Ville's color.
They interred the store grabbing a cart and sitting Ville down into the front of it. Mige was nervous of taking Ville in the car, concerning they don't have a car seat for him yet, he doesn't want anything too happen to the baby. They walked around the store, trying to keep as low key as possible so no one will approach them. Ville was pulling everything off the shelves as seeing something he'd liked. Linde took the things away from Ville and placing them back, Ville was getting very upset about it.
"Alright we got baby dippers, bottles and a little bed thing. The next thing we need is clothes and a car seat." Linde explain.
"Can't the car seat wait? We're already spending a fortune." Gas had asked.
"We just need the most important things right now." Linde said.
Mige has took Ville over to the clothes. Mige was picking out clothes that Ville turned away to. Mige swear that Ville understood what was going on, he picked out a black shirt and Ville started to scream, reaching for the shirt.
"You like that?" Mige asked.
Ville looked up at him smiling.
"Should have known. It's black."
He put the outfit into the cart and put back anything that had color on it.
Linde and Gas came over too the cart with a car seat.
"Got a car seat. These ones are the best. It's the ones that has the arm that comes across, suppose to protect the baby more." Linde explained.
Mige shook his head.
"So are we done here?" He asked.
Linde looked over the list and knew they had everything.
"This is going to cost a fortune!" He said, getting to the checkout lane.
"Don't worry, we have the money."
The clerk ran up all the items that Mige put up onto the counter. Mige paid for all the items and went out to the car.
"We need the car seat." Mige said, putting the bags in the car.
Linde took the car seat out of the cart and started to take it out of the box. It looked like it was put together, so all they had to do was get it into the car.
Linde buckled it in. Mige took Ville out of the cart and placed him in the seat. Everything was going perfectly fine until Midge buckled him in and put the arm down. Ville started too fight and car trying to get out.
"Shit, Ville, stop it calm the fuck down!" Linde yelled.
But Ville wasn't listening, he screamed with tears coming out of his eyes.
"Mige, he isn't liking this one bit!" Linde yelled at him.
Mige came into the front seat with a full bottle of milk.
"Don't yell at him!" He said, he handing Ville a bottle.
But Ville refused it and threw it onto the floor board of the car. Mige was getting fed up.
"Ville, etlopa!" Mige screamed, picking up the bottle from the floor.
Ville stopped crying and looked at Mige. Mige gave him the bottle, putting it in his mouth.
"Well, we know he knows Finnish." Linde laughed. Mige rolled his eyes, then turned around and started the car.
Gas sat in the back with Ville. Ville was making Gas laugh, by playing with the bottle, he was throwing it around in his hand by the bottle nipple, dropping it by his side and throwing it down onto the cars floor. Gas knew that Ville was playing with his, he just kept picking up the bottle and handing it back too him. It's nice to have Ville so adorable for a day. They arrived at home, taking the stuff inside. Linde undid the car seats buckle taking the bottle away from Ville for a minute so he can pick him up. Ville cried as Linde held the bottle and walked into the house. He placed Ville on the floor, giving him the bottle back. A surprised Ville took it and laid down on the floor, with the bottle in his mouth. Linde smiled at how cute Ville looked.
Linde,Gas and Mige sat in the middle of the floor putting together the baby crib. Ville was asleep in the floor looking so adorable. Mide took the bottle away so Ville wouldn't chock while sleeping. Putting together the crib was such fun for the other three, they were laughing, having fun and joking with each other. The crib finally came together, the placed it in Ville's room, put covers in it and then placed Ville in it for a good nights rest. The sighed knowing the the day was finally over. They turned off the light in Ville's room, closing the door behind them. Ville slept peacefully in his crib that whole night.