My most dear diary
Today, to my great joy, I found out that my minions had finally realized that us highly civilized cats sometimes like to indulge in culinaristic enjoynments. By the time of afternoon tea I found that a very rare delicasy was served for me in the bedroom table: a hair ribbon. Hair ribbon is greatly valued in all great feline cuisines throughout the world. In my journey across Provence in France with my dear friend Alexander (may God bless that jolly fellow), we had the honor of taking part in a gala dinner where hair ribbons were served with the finest rat tails and famous French cheese. We met many celebrities in the gala and, if I may say so, our company was quite popular. Oh, those were the days.
I must admit I was pleasantly suprised when I found out that my male minion also knew the etiquette of eating hair ribbons. He almost managed to catch me, for I wasn't very alarmed. Fast I slipped to the living room and peeled the ribbon meat out of it's shell. It was most delicious. I hope I will be provided with similar pleasant suprises when it comes to meals in the future also.
In the evening we were visited by a totally new female human. I believe she was a relative of my female servant. She was polite and smelled of rabbit. I was as charming as ever and she promissed to visit us again. Maybe next time she will bring the rabbit along...
I must admit I was pleasantly suprised when I found out that my male minion also knew the etiquette of eating hair ribbons. He almost managed to catch me, for I wasn't very alarmed. Fast I slipped to the living room and peeled the ribbon meat out of it's shell. It was most delicious. I hope I will be provided with similar pleasant suprises when it comes to meals in the future also.
In the evening we were visited by a totally new female human. I believe she was a relative of my female servant. She was polite and smelled of rabbit. I was as charming as ever and she promissed to visit us again. Maybe next time she will bring the rabbit along...