Sep 29, 2009 21:01
I hate drawing blanks. They are the most uncomfortable and awkward things - like buzzing, unidentifiable noises. They are inevitable. They swallow one's mind and thoughts, leaving one in complete darkness lost in the nothingness it leaves behind. They are horrible creatures with large mouths & sharp teeth. These mouths are of extravagant proportions, big enough to swallow an entire thought, leaving behind nary a trace of intelligence. My most recent encounter with this beast called Blank was during a very important presentation. This beast appeared out of no where. It came tearing through the room and swallowed my mind in one large gulp. I was left stupefied and afraid, far too numb to put up a fight - these Blank creatures are intimidating things. The presentation was a blur (apparently Blanks can steal your memory as well). This will serve as a warning to my fellow peers - beware these creatures called Blank. They are merciless things, unafraid of even the most powerful of minds. Beware my friends, for Blanks are unkind.