Mental Babble

[villagechick]

I want to craft. This may seem incongruous, but I've fallen into the morass of etsy and cannot get up. The only way I'm going to survive is if I sew, knit and crochet my way up to St. Martha on the back of a pincushion shaped like a cupcake. Of course since I don't know how to sew or crochet and only have a nodding, polite, distant acquaintance with knitting I realize this dream is fairly futile. That and the very fact that it will endanger my child's life is very frustrating. My child can find that proverbial needle in the haystack and attempt to train herself in the wonders of geekitude without a mentor.

St. Martha, St. Etsy and St. Michaels hear my prayer.