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Random Army M.P. - Halt, who are the other passengers in your car
Brock Sampson - Just some of my buddies from the Viet Nam, we do this every year
Random Army M.P. - Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Brock Sampson - What soldier? You should only wish you look this good after stepping on a land mine
Random Army M.P. - sorry sir proceed
Other Random Army M.P. - Dude those werent vietnam vets, THAT WAS A SAVED SASQUATCH, AND THE BIONIC MAN, WHO WAS WEARING A WIG...MADE OUT OF THE SHAVINGS FROM THE SASQUATCH...*blink blink*
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Brock Sampson - Just some of my buddies from the Viet Nam, we do this every year
Random Army M.P. - Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Brock Sampson - What soldier? You should only wish you look this good after stepping on a land mine
Random Army M.P. - sorry sir proceed
Other Random Army M.P. - Dude those werent vietnam vets, THAT WAS A SAVED SASQUATCH, AND THE BIONIC MAN, WHO WAS WEARING A WIG...MADE OUT OF THE SHAVINGS FROM THE SASQUATCH...*blink blink*
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