[SPIKY LASHES ARE TOTALLY NORMAL]

[vilify]

We're having a night in.

Google has found us, I shit you not, Nickelback fanfiction.

Hanna has a Mac that happily reads anything. Even godawful Chad Kroeger porn.

Surely you know where this mix led us?

I have not laughed this hard in so. long.

EDIT:
HACKED



SHIFTY EYES XENA AND SNOW WOMAN ARE WATCHING YOU.



Chad Kroeger TOO!