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[vilenspotens]

In shocking transport news today, both The Pinkyponk and the Ninkynonk were charged with traffic violatons. The Pinkyponk was cited for toxic gaseous emissions and traveling to slowly while The Ninkynonk was fined for extreme noise pollution

Comments

[madwitch]

You are a very strange man.

[vilenspotens]

I blame it on the TV...

[madwitch]

It has corrupted your mind. Something must be done about this evil in our front rooms.

[vilenspotens]

You mean like a permanently switched on 24/7 channel feed?

[madwitch]

I'm not entirely certain that would help...

What would it show?

[vilenspotens]

More In the Night Garden?

[madwitch]

Oh god, the corruption has spread almost beyond fixing. We shall have to cut your brain out.

With a spoon.

[vilenspotens]

Then I can be like Ronnie and rule the world!

With cool costumes!

[madwitch]

What kind of cool costumes?

Not that I doubt your sense of style, but I have seen your shirts.

[vilenspotens]

I believe other nations call them uniforms?

[madwitch]

All nations except for yours?

What kind of uniforms?

[vilenspotens]

Never mind, you missed the quote. Ronnie Reagan once described another nation's military as having very nice costumes.

[madwitch]

He did? I have wiped that from my mind, obv. I was starting to think there was some strange kids TV show about taking over the world in cool costumes.

It wouldn't shock me. ;-)

[malakite]

Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.