Rule Canada, Get An Easy-Bake Oven
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I helped marthol across the street (6 points). In March I bought porn for rhionnach (10 points). Last Thursday I donated bone marrow to illuviel in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Monday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In May I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1010 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
Vildsvin