ELECTRIC CIGARETTES? WHAT THE HELL????
I should start a journal of simian daftness. This wouldn't quite make the top of My list, but it would make a respectable runner up for the #1 moronic idea out there. What in the hell is the point of smoking electric non-tobacco? Even if you're like Me and you only taste your tobacco, and in small doses, this is just stupid. It's not real bloody tobacco! It's a farce! Good Goth, the world's going mad. Name-calling is now a form of abuse, America has draconian speech crime laws like Europe, and the government has exceeded its authority (as it does in so many areas) by deciding to be the nanny state and ban trans fat. If the founding fathers of our society were alive right now, the streets would run red with blood! (If you think I'm joking, look out how much lighter King George's insane taxes were on the colonies compared to the shit we're wasting tax dollars on now. I guarantee that you'll find that they were paying a much smaller tax on tea than the type of taxes we have now.) Ah well. I suppose that I should just do like the masses, stick My head in a hole (or up My ass), and not care so long as I can have My brains leeched dry by reality television.