And now for something completely different!
I wrote this during a conversation with vandonovan about how well Vila and Avon would fit into the Monty Python universe. So if you know both famdoms, here's...
The Lumberjack, sorry, Rebel Song
Avon:
I'm a computer tech and I'm all right.
I work all day and I work all night.
I program Zen. I eat my lunch.
I snark so wittily,
and with my other hand
I'll make a gadget before tea.
Vila:
I'm a master thief and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I nap all day.
I crack safes. I drink my lunch.
I feel all at sea.
And I'm always hoping
for some security.
Avon:
I'm a computer tech and I'm all right.
I work all day and I play all night.
I wear thigh boots with big high heels,
and underneath, black lace.
I always wear a girdle,
and like to paint my face.
Crew:
He wears thigh boots with big high heels,
and underneath, black lace???!!!???
[talking]
He wears a girdle?
Yes, couldn't you tell?
Knew about the lippie, but black lace? LACE???
And I thought he was a hard bastard!
Vila:
He's a computer tech and he's okay.
He snarks all night and he snarks all day.
He shoots big guns, minces and smirks,
and rolls in yellow flowers.
He wears kinky leather
and mirror-poses for hours.
Crew:
Ohhhhh, he's a rebel tech and he's all right.
He snarks all day and he snarks all night.