We're All Mad Here
...Next time I buy a razor, I'm buying a woman's razor. Why would I do such a thing? A) I own an electric razor (for men), but the guarded blades never cut close enough and the unguarded blades chew my face up. B) I tried my sister's razor on my face, and it is silky smooth and has the wonderful cushioned edges so that you don't get razor burns or anything like that. Go ahead, call me crazy; I don't care!