For those of you living in the NYC area, this is hysterical:
http://twitter.com/FakeMTADue to signal problems, Qboro Plaza has qualified as Guinness Books' largest human pyramid.
The MTA has hired Julie Taymor to make standing on the platform more dangerous.
All trains have given up timely service for Lent. Commuters are asked to be patient and atone for their sins.
I could read this crap all day. Unfortunately, sometimes I even have work to do.