[meme] stolen from peacewish
fanfic meme! I got it from peacewish.
Copy the first line of your most recent 25 fanfics. See if you can find a pattern.
25. Syaoran Li knew perfectly well how babies were created. - Gonna Have A Baby, CCS, Sakura/Syaoran
24. His cell phone was ringing. - Business in Hong Kong, CCS, Sakura/Syaoran
23. “He’s just like you,” Sakura told him with tears in her eyes. - Consequences, CCS/Tsubasa/xxxHolic, Sakura/Syaoran
22. When Sakura found Syaoran before school the next day, he was in a tree. - Aftermath, CCS, Sakura/Syaoran
21. “My name is Mana Walker, and this is my assistant, Allen.” - Juggling, dgure, Mana&Allen
20. Conan Edogawa was a shrimp. - Stranded High, DC, Ran/Shinichi(Conan)
19. The university librarians were charmed. - Onions, DC, Conan&Kid (this first part was actually written over a year ago)
18. A thunderstorm was starting. - Village of Dreams, dgure, Allen&Rinali
17. Soul Eater enjoyed extracurricular activities; usually they meant a good meal and a good fight. - Extra Credit, Soul Eater, Death the Kid & Maka + weapons
16. Of course Allen knew what Christmas was. - Christmas, dgure, Mana&Allen
15. Allen wasn't seen as reliable help at the Cirque de Solace, as he was expected to run away again at any time. - The New Clown, dgure, Allen
14. Very little in the world could impress Allen. - The Third Job, dgure, Allen
13. In the year 2040, Buy'N'Large began turning out its first line of robotic conveniences. - And Then There Was One, Wall-E, title character
12. He didn't look back. - Where the Beginning Meets the End, Yuugioh/TWEWY, Atem
11. At 2:59, three pairs of eyes were glued to the classroom clock. - Ambitions, Yuugioh!, Yuugi&friends (AU-verse)
10. Everyone who knew Yuugi Mutou knew him as 'that game freak in Class B'. - Coolness Factor, Yuugioh!, Yuugi&friends (AU-verse) (This part was written 8 months ago)
9. When starting a story, one should probably start at the beginning. - Slayers Quest: another generically named episode in the Epic Adventures of Lina Inverse And Company, Slayers, Lina&Xelloss&friends
8. Alfredo never claimed to have any sort of culinary skills or, for that matter, any appreciation for the art of cooking whatsoever. - a rat that can cook, Ratatouille, Alfredo&Remy
7. Yuugi’s darker half was not only ruthless, cruel, and dangerous - he was also pragmatic. - 5 Things that Never Happened to Yuugi in Prison, Yuugioh, Dark Yuugi (AU-verse)
6. These are the kinds of things that do not ever get an explanation, except that this is the world Tsuna lives in. - Dying Will, REBORN!, Tsuna/Gokudera (yes, in that order)
5. Kanda opened the door to Allen's room to the sight of Allen's white head hovering over the erection of another man. - Past Unspoken, dgure, Cross/Kanda/Allen smutfic (Allen Sandwich)
4. It was December 24th. - Perfect Christmas, Yuugioh!, Las Vegas drabble
3. The darker Yuugi's hands slid over Yuugi's scarred back, feeling every line of raised, dead skin with delicacy. - You Plus Me Equals I, Yuugioh!, Yuugi/Dark Yuugi smutfic (yes, in that order)
2. The whole operation had gone to hell. - Doubtless Dropping Off (Into Insanity), Yuugioh!, whole cast
1. “Ah yes … yes! Ah …” - A Little Furikuri, Yuugioh!, Yuugi&Dark!Yuugi (not a smutfic despite all appearances)
I was right, there's a pattern! I usually start fics with a passive statement of fact - "_____ is _____", or some variant thereof. OH WELL. Maybe I should switch back over to starting with dialogue.
also, I wrote a lot of smut a year ago. Yowch.
Copy the first line of your most recent 25 fanfics. See if you can find a pattern.
25. Syaoran Li knew perfectly well how babies were created. - Gonna Have A Baby, CCS, Sakura/Syaoran
24. His cell phone was ringing. - Business in Hong Kong, CCS, Sakura/Syaoran
23. “He’s just like you,” Sakura told him with tears in her eyes. - Consequences, CCS/Tsubasa/xxxHolic, Sakura/Syaoran
22. When Sakura found Syaoran before school the next day, he was in a tree. - Aftermath, CCS, Sakura/Syaoran
21. “My name is Mana Walker, and this is my assistant, Allen.” - Juggling, dgure, Mana&Allen
20. Conan Edogawa was a shrimp. - Stranded High, DC, Ran/Shinichi(Conan)
19. The university librarians were charmed. - Onions, DC, Conan&Kid (this first part was actually written over a year ago)
18. A thunderstorm was starting. - Village of Dreams, dgure, Allen&Rinali
17. Soul Eater enjoyed extracurricular activities; usually they meant a good meal and a good fight. - Extra Credit, Soul Eater, Death the Kid & Maka + weapons
16. Of course Allen knew what Christmas was. - Christmas, dgure, Mana&Allen
15. Allen wasn't seen as reliable help at the Cirque de Solace, as he was expected to run away again at any time. - The New Clown, dgure, Allen
14. Very little in the world could impress Allen. - The Third Job, dgure, Allen
13. In the year 2040, Buy'N'Large began turning out its first line of robotic conveniences. - And Then There Was One, Wall-E, title character
12. He didn't look back. - Where the Beginning Meets the End, Yuugioh/TWEWY, Atem
11. At 2:59, three pairs of eyes were glued to the classroom clock. - Ambitions, Yuugioh!, Yuugi&friends (AU-verse)
10. Everyone who knew Yuugi Mutou knew him as 'that game freak in Class B'. - Coolness Factor, Yuugioh!, Yuugi&friends (AU-verse) (This part was written 8 months ago)
9. When starting a story, one should probably start at the beginning. - Slayers Quest: another generically named episode in the Epic Adventures of Lina Inverse And Company, Slayers, Lina&Xelloss&friends
8. Alfredo never claimed to have any sort of culinary skills or, for that matter, any appreciation for the art of cooking whatsoever. - a rat that can cook, Ratatouille, Alfredo&Remy
7. Yuugi’s darker half was not only ruthless, cruel, and dangerous - he was also pragmatic. - 5 Things that Never Happened to Yuugi in Prison, Yuugioh, Dark Yuugi (AU-verse)
6. These are the kinds of things that do not ever get an explanation, except that this is the world Tsuna lives in. - Dying Will, REBORN!, Tsuna/Gokudera (yes, in that order)
5. Kanda opened the door to Allen's room to the sight of Allen's white head hovering over the erection of another man. - Past Unspoken, dgure, Cross/Kanda/Allen smutfic (Allen Sandwich)
4. It was December 24th. - Perfect Christmas, Yuugioh!, Las Vegas drabble
3. The darker Yuugi's hands slid over Yuugi's scarred back, feeling every line of raised, dead skin with delicacy. - You Plus Me Equals I, Yuugioh!, Yuugi/Dark Yuugi smutfic (yes, in that order)
2. The whole operation had gone to hell. - Doubtless Dropping Off (Into Insanity), Yuugioh!, whole cast
1. “Ah yes … yes! Ah …” - A Little Furikuri, Yuugioh!, Yuugi&Dark!Yuugi (not a smutfic despite all appearances)
I was right, there's a pattern! I usually start fics with a passive statement of fact - "_____ is _____", or some variant thereof. OH WELL. Maybe I should switch back over to starting with dialogue.
also, I wrote a lot of smut a year ago. Yowch.