[video] | night of sevens curse a.k.a. what is eric even doing?

[vikingvampire]

[Eric is kneeling on the ground in a field somewhere, holding a small goat and a knife. The poor goat is bleating and and struggling to get away, but Eric won't let it go.]Sookie Stackhouse, in honor of my love for you and in the hopes that you will get over Bill once and for all, and choose me instead, I have decided to sacrifice this goat to

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[iseemore]

Stop! Don't---what did the goat ever do to you?

Can't you sacrifice....something else...I don't know what exactly but...something not alive?

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[vikingvampire]

No. It has to be a living animal.

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[iseemore]

.....I'm sure there are other ways to...er...express your feelings.

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[vikingvampire]

It's either this or a human, and Sookie would look less favorably on the latter.

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[iseemore]

...understandably, but er...don't you think...have you tried flowers?

Girls seem to like flowers.

I mean, when you give them to them...not...sacrifice them.