The Condon Legacy 2.2
Including (Grandpa) Kayson by jesstheex, gen. 2 spouse by iliketoplaygod, and a sim by lemon_lime35.
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[1.0], [1.1], [1.2], [1.3]
[2.0], [2.1]
Ellis: Hey Nick, I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith-
Nick: NOT ME! SHOOT THE TANK!
Nick: Christ, Ellis, as if the zombies aren't bad enough.
Ahoohoo.
Now that I'm done with that, let's take a look at the family portrait now!
I don't know why they all want to be at the very edge of it, but okay.
At first this weirded me out, but then I noticed Beth's shadow in the second picture and now I'm distracted forever. It may not have the same effect on you.
Bethany: Ooh you lookin' kinda good, Alfredo (lemon_lime35).
Bethany: Mhm. I'm feelin' it.
Caroline: INFIDELITY! *spin*
That's what I thought.
Ellis, I'd think twice about sleeping in that bed. Both your parents and grandparents have done bad in it.
Hahaaa.
Hahaaa. Especially since this one is much smaller for some reason.
But also: no.
Gordon: So...
Gordon: How are babies made?
Penny: *floats away*
Only the best answer.
Meanwhile, Bethany's getting old.
Bethany: I couldn't jog to my bed on time. Because of a cramp. From hitting up all the dance clubs. Not because of my age or anything.
Gordon: Did you guys notice that Grandpa is, like, really chiseled for an old guy?
Kayson: Heh. I should be flattered. After all, he did call me chiseled. I've never been called that before. I've also never been called an old guy...
Kayson: PSH. Whatever. Now if only those medlin' youngins didn't go playing around all willy nilly with my piano, getting it all out of tune and what not, then I wouldn't be so darn angry.
And suddenly: elegance.
Well I guess it's always good to prepare early.
She kind of looks like she's shuffling. Maybe that cramp from dancing excuse was legit.
Ah yes. The twirl of growth.
Wheatley's wonderful!
And John looks so cute and happy doing these everyday things.
Kayson: Who-who do all these children belong to?
Wheatley: No one ever listens to you, huh? It's alright. I'm here now.
Telescope: Thank you, Wheatley. Thank you.
Damn, Wheatley. Slow your roll. You're a little too awesome.
Kayson: DO OLD GUYS JUMP AROUND IN PUDDLES? I DON'T THINK SO.
Gordon: HACKER, MAN, YOU'RE A HACKER!
Gordon: I'M DOMINATING! HELL YES!
Gordon: WALK AROUND THAT CORNER!
Guess who came for a visit.
John: No, not right now! I've got fighting dust in my eyes!
Yeah. Now guess who she's fighting.
And winning!
John: Good job beating up my little sister, honey. *mwuah*
Ellis: Man, I love malls. I do. Once, I was in this mall, up in Atlanta, and these guys were dancing for like money and stuff and my friend Dave and I was all...
Nick: Is now the best time?
Ellis: Yeah, we're playing pattycake.
Nick: Oh okay!
I seriously haven't played L4D2 in so long. This is making me miss it.
OH GOD. WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?
And the rest of the kids grow up!
From top to bottom: Caroline, Gordon, Ellis, and Nick who was the only one with awesome lighting.
After their makeovers, I decided to give the house its own makeover too:
Very heavily inspired by GOS's August theme: Alternative Asia. Especially inspired by shastakiss's wonderful contribution!
Also peep that tiny center window up there. I couldn't center the bigger one, so I got this funky one.
Caroline: Does anyone see this atrocity before me? My parents openly flirting with eachother in their underwear? WHY?
Caroline: Before you know it, Grandma and Grandpa are going to be making out every second of every day!
Caroline: Gosh...
Caroline: It makes me sick just talking about it.
Caroline: Now Grandpa's all up in my face? What now?
Kayson: You know what, Caroline? The reason why we are so affectionate with one another is because we love each other. Every morning when I wake up and see your grandmother next to me, I feel like the luckiest man on earth. I bet your father feels the same with your mother. Maybe one day, you'll learn to love like we do.
Kayson: Now come 'ere, you stone cold fox.
Beth: Baby oh baby!
John: I like what you got goin' on there.
Penny: Back atcha, babe.
Caroline: Mm yes. My future.
What a rebel.
Nevermind. He's but a mere weakling.
Ellis: My lungs...
Whatever, weakling.
I noticed it from afar.
Gordon: I know you like it.
Um.
Gordon: Ahewhewhew.
What's wrong, buddy?
Gordon: I'm just so beautiful that even I can't handle it.
They grow up so fast. :C
Nick: Ellis, come on man!
Nick: Ellis, damn it, my hair!
Nick: Are you out of your mind?
Ellis: NOPE. :D
Wheatley: Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me.
Wheatley: And I just wanted to give you the notice that I noticed you too.
Okay.
Kayson: DO OLD GUYS BECOME SUPER HEROES?
Kayson: THEN DO THEY QUIT THEIR JOB AS A SUPER HERO? NOT LIKELY.
Kayson: Then do they have a smokin' wife like I do?
Bethany: Aww, thank you! But speaking of smokin'...
Bethany: Hey reader. How you doin'?
And we end with John being cute doing everyday things again.
Thanks for stopping by!