The Condon Legacy 1.3
UNIVERSITY (so there weren't any appearances by others' sims which is unfortunate)!
Previous: [1.0], [1.1], [1.2]
I am so very sorry for taking forever to update. If you are still here, thank you very much! I've been busy with all kinds of oddness, but I'm clearing that up now. Now onto the sims.
Nix: Hey! How long has it been? Like a week?
Kuo: No, no. I think it's been longer than that! Like, uh, help me out guys.
John: Oh almost a month!
Zeke: I think that's about right. Almost a whole whopping month.
Yeah, I get it, guys. Sorry.
Anyways, we start off with the rest of the dormies studying it hard upstairs.
The guys thought this would be the perfect moment to introduce themselves by joining in.
But as soon as John sat down, two of the dormies promptly got up and left. Cool.
Soon it was just these two. Even cooler.
Meanwhile, Nix thought a few hours of her dance moves could attract new friends.
Keep fighting the good fight, Nix.
After their failed attempts at gaining new friends, John and Nix turned to locking themselves up in their rooms and joined some chat rooms for some good ol' socializing and such.
Kuo would've done the same, but she was busy taking sponge baths with the sinks with perfectly fine showers behind her.
Zeke: So where are you fr-
Dormie: OH WAIT! Aren't you the related to those weirdos from earlier?
Zeke: Heh. About that...
And to the computer he goes.
But really, who needs those stinkin' dormies anyway?
Pictured above: stinkin' dormies.
Damn, girl.
Daaamn. I wonder if all the other Condon siblings wake up that beautiful.
Oh hell yeah they do.
Zeke: Well goodness. I saw you peeking.
Zeke: These are my personal stories that I pour my heart and soul into and if it bothers you that I want to keep them private, then I will just be leaving.
Zeke: *leaving*
Dormie: The hell was he on about? Shi', I'm just trying to finish my book.
Nix: FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT. EUUURGH.
Oh.
Kuo gave up on making friends and instead does awesome things like this.
Dormie: PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, BRO, BEFORE I POKE YOU TO DEATH.
John: Tsss. Ooow.
John: My nipple, man.
Dormie: THERE'S A LOT MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.
John: It's gonna be sore for daaahaaahaaays.
Poor John. :C
Kuo: I HEARD YOU LIKED POKING MY LITTLE BROTHER'S NIPPLES!
Dormie: Ow, lady!
Kuo: YEAH, BITCH.
John: I HEARD YOU MADE MY OLDER SISTER FIGHT MY BATTLES FOR ME.
Dormie: Wait I-
John: SLAPSLAPSLAP
John: So I taught him a lesson with about thirty backhand slaps.
Kuo: Good for you, John.
Dormie: YOU GUYS TALKIN' 'BOUT ME?
A few moments later...
Kuo: HAHA BITCH.
Don't mess with this.
Dormie: Dammit, easel, I thought you had my back!
Boondock Saints 2?
The spam of honor.
Kuo: W-what's behind me?
Nix: Wait, so the robot's not in anymore?
John: Yeah. Hasn't been for quite a while now.
Nix: Are you serious? Then what is?
John: Just watch...
Nix: THAT IS AMAZING.
John: What a lovely morning. I think I'll just around and-
John's head: Whoops, nevermind. *180*
Oh god.
Dormie: You know, you remind me of hot soup.
Dormie: Cause you're hot. Like soup.
Dormie: Oh I see how it is. Oh I-wait a second. I think I like this.
Dormie: Lady, am I in heaven?
Dormie: Let me just move right here. Right here in front of these two girls in their underwear. This seat right here is for optimal homework performance and just that.
Dormie: Wait, don't stop! :C
Zeke: And that is how you dance seductively. People do it in the clubs all the time.
Nix: Thanks so much. Now I know I'll get so many new friends. You're the best, brother.
Zeke: Of course I am. >:}D
Penguin: And I told him I can break these cuffs!
Uh. Ignore that.
Wait. What?
I guess the dance really did work.
Okay. It's that one nipple dormie, I bet. With John or Kuo of course. Probably Kuo though.
Okay, no. So it's John.
Zeke: NOPE.
The Condon brothers don't approve of nipple pokers.
Anyways, here's their graduation bonfire. It was quick, I know, but I can't stay in University that long.
I also started feeling bad for this dormie.
Aww.
Aww.
Aw-WAIT. This is getting ridiculous. They're leaving now.