"BOYS ARE STUPID, THROW ROCKS AT THEM!"

[vikachica]

chapter one: What are girls and boys?

"Girls are made of SUGAR and SPICE and everything nice."
"Boys are made of boogers, cooties, and head lice."

a few things boys are better at than girls:
1. armpit farting
2. belching words
3. flicking boogers for field goals
4. spitting in the air and trying to catch it
5. scarfing down food without breathing
6. eating bugs
7. picking scabs
8. making bubbles in the bathtub.

Chapter 8: training a boyfriend
if for some stupid reason you decide to keep a boyfriend you have to train him.

Always check a boy before he leaves the house:
1. make sure he zips his fly
2. make sure his sucks match
3. make sure he has on clean underwear
4. make sure his shoes are on the correct feet.
5. make sure he's wearing pants!

AND IF HE BREAKS THE RULES...
JUST REMEMBER FOR EVERY
STUPID
SMELLY COOTIE-RIDDEN
BOY:

there is a rock.