October 31st should be declared a National holiday

Oct 31, 2006 04:59

In honor of Halloween, I bring you the inaugural...
1~ Awakened by man's tampering with atomic power, this monster unleashes the wrath of a hundred earthquakes.  In the original movie version, he left behind a trail of radioactive fallout, but in later films this aspect was lost.

2~ This monster was discovered during an archeological expedition at the headwaters of the Amazon.

3~ Originally cut from the movie because it was considered too shocking, the classic scene of this monster with the little girl has since been restored.

4~ This 'monster' is seldom seen in detail.  He is a shadowy figure who slips away or appears suddenly.

5~ During filming of  the original movie version, the director was sent a memo instructing him that this monster was to kill only women, to avoid fear of 'homosexual undertones'.

6~ For this movie monster, unarmed civilians are no sport and are ignored, but anything with a weapon is considered fair game.  It's best feature is it's ability to 'cloak' itself, making it virtually impossible to see when standing still.

7~ This monster was the pioneer of travel to earth by meteorite, which later became the transport of choice for shapeless terrors.

8~ This monster seems to be the best dressed man-beast.  He seems to always don his hat, coat, and scarf before heading out into the night for his kills.

9~ This 'monster' is a small town psychopath who slashed his sister to death at the age of 6.

10~ This movie monster becomes the focus of attention as audiences try to decide if this mild-mannered boy could really be a killer, or is his overbearing mother to blame?

11~ This monster is the primary reason one should never read The Scroll of Toth aloud.

12~This movie 'monster' caused a spike in sales of fava beans and chianti across the globe.

13~ At  home in Antarctica, this shapechanging xenomorph has been buried in ice for year after year waiting for a chance to get at whatever animals are alive when it emerges.

Previous post Next post
Up