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1. You suddenly wake up with a super-power, only it's a super-power you don't know how to handle! What is the last major super-power you would want to wake up with? (Nothing like "I can turn kittens into puppies", but things like flying, invisibility, super strength, telepathy, etc.)
Invisibility, while it could grow to be cool, would definately start out freakin' annoying. Especially if it's the kind of invisibility that takes your clothes with it too. Then it's like... how do you go to work? How do you make money? I'd be so confused, cause I wouldn't be able to see where I am! I think, as long as I learned how to turn it on and off, it'd be awesome. But if not, I'd have to turn into a villian, and steal food and money so I could survive. I'd also have a LOT of explaining to do to my friends. "No, really, I'm not a poltergiest..."
2. It is announced that your area will be razed to make way for a government funded project and everyone has to get out of the city within the week. What is one thing you have never done there that you would make sure you do before you had to get out?
"My" city is either Lowell or Nashua. In Lowell... I think I'd just want to visit Fox Hall one more time. In Nashua, I'd make sure I went to my bookstores and Headlines, just to see if they're having any cool sales, in case I want to pick up some incense or knives, or other forms of weaponry. Maybe buy one of those ridiculously over-priced but hopefully-on-sale dresses.
3. If you could be an Addams Family member, which would you want to be and why?
As cool and content as Morticia is, I would want to be Gomez. He is HAPPY all the time. He can sword fight, and he has tons of money, and has a fantastic, passionate romance, a gorgeous house, and he's twisted! People are amazingly loyal to him; and he definately has earned their respect, not through money, but through his own loyalty to those he calls friends. Plus, he dances a mighty fine mamushka. How is this a bad plan?
4. A swanky restaurant wants to make a dish especially in honor of you; what is this dish's name and what does it consist of?
Oh man, just because I MADE something like this the other day, this swanky restaurant will make dessert pizza in my honor. ^_~ *My* dessert pizza would consist of blackberry puree for the "sauce", shredded orange dark chocolate for the "cheese", mini marshmellows, strawberry slices, and crushed pineapple. Cut into very thin pieces (example: large dessert pizzas would need to be sliced into 8 pieces and then each piece into 3 pieces, because it's just too sweet.) If still hot when served, served with a small scoop of vanilla bean ice cream. You may think it sounds weird, but it is fantastic. Like eating a strawberry chocolate chip muffin.
5. Two monsters approach you. One is a zombie; one is a swampthing. They say you must date one and become the other. Which do you choose?
I think it'd be fun to be the zombie and date the swampthing. Then I wouldn't know how bad off I had it. haha
6. A fairy godmother comes to you one night and says that you can either be poor, ugly, and ridiculed for a year before living a life of good fortune, good friends, and good health; or you can live five years of prosperity, beauty, and adoration before everything went back to moeration. Choose now.
While the five years of adoration leave the possibility of like... dying a crazy River Phoenix style death wherein you make yourself immortal in the public eye, it doesn't have enough luster to draw me. So I'd definately handle one more year of being poor, and I'd probably find ways to stay at home more and more to deal with the ugly, and... well, ridiculed, not much you can do about. But if it all stopped a year later, I could then be like "HA! In your face!" to those who ridiculed me, right? ^_^
7. Would you rather be thrown in jail for something you didn't do for the rest of your life, or have to eat human-burgers for the rest of your life?
As I think most hamburgers are gross, I'd rather go to jail. I'd know I didn't do whatever; and I could probably get an awful lot of reading and exercising in. And every now and then, my friends could come visit and we could play Magic. Might not be so bad, actually.
8. You are sucked into what passes for Hell. What does your Hell look like?
I am surrounded by my friends, but who now hate me for reasons unknown. Art is illegal. And the internet has reverted back to being only dial-up... but only for me. Oh, and cats are extinct.
9. Your life is going to be made into public entertainment. What medium will your biographers use (movie, book, comic, tv series, etc), what genre is it (comedy, romance, horror, thriller), and who might end up playing you and the three people closest to you?
I'd love if my life could be transformed into some kind of graphic novel. It could be a strange... yet hopeful tale. Of course, they'd take some artistic license to make it more interesting, I'm sure. It'd be only too awesome if it was written by Alan Moore and drawn by Frank Miller. ^_^
10. You come home and there are people in your house, sitting down to dinner at your kitchen table. They look at you strangely and ask if they can help you. What happens next?
I'd probably head straight to my room, call Ross, and be like "...did you invite people over? Cause they're sitting in the kitchen eating our food."
Invisibility, while it could grow to be cool, would definately start out freakin' annoying. Especially if it's the kind of invisibility that takes your clothes with it too. Then it's like... how do you go to work? How do you make money? I'd be so confused, cause I wouldn't be able to see where I am! I think, as long as I learned how to turn it on and off, it'd be awesome. But if not, I'd have to turn into a villian, and steal food and money so I could survive. I'd also have a LOT of explaining to do to my friends. "No, really, I'm not a poltergiest..."
2. It is announced that your area will be razed to make way for a government funded project and everyone has to get out of the city within the week. What is one thing you have never done there that you would make sure you do before you had to get out?
"My" city is either Lowell or Nashua. In Lowell... I think I'd just want to visit Fox Hall one more time. In Nashua, I'd make sure I went to my bookstores and Headlines, just to see if they're having any cool sales, in case I want to pick up some incense or knives, or other forms of weaponry. Maybe buy one of those ridiculously over-priced but hopefully-on-sale dresses.
3. If you could be an Addams Family member, which would you want to be and why?
As cool and content as Morticia is, I would want to be Gomez. He is HAPPY all the time. He can sword fight, and he has tons of money, and has a fantastic, passionate romance, a gorgeous house, and he's twisted! People are amazingly loyal to him; and he definately has earned their respect, not through money, but through his own loyalty to those he calls friends. Plus, he dances a mighty fine mamushka. How is this a bad plan?
4. A swanky restaurant wants to make a dish especially in honor of you; what is this dish's name and what does it consist of?
Oh man, just because I MADE something like this the other day, this swanky restaurant will make dessert pizza in my honor. ^_~ *My* dessert pizza would consist of blackberry puree for the "sauce", shredded orange dark chocolate for the "cheese", mini marshmellows, strawberry slices, and crushed pineapple. Cut into very thin pieces (example: large dessert pizzas would need to be sliced into 8 pieces and then each piece into 3 pieces, because it's just too sweet.) If still hot when served, served with a small scoop of vanilla bean ice cream. You may think it sounds weird, but it is fantastic. Like eating a strawberry chocolate chip muffin.
5. Two monsters approach you. One is a zombie; one is a swampthing. They say you must date one and become the other. Which do you choose?
I think it'd be fun to be the zombie and date the swampthing. Then I wouldn't know how bad off I had it. haha
6. A fairy godmother comes to you one night and says that you can either be poor, ugly, and ridiculed for a year before living a life of good fortune, good friends, and good health; or you can live five years of prosperity, beauty, and adoration before everything went back to moeration. Choose now.
While the five years of adoration leave the possibility of like... dying a crazy River Phoenix style death wherein you make yourself immortal in the public eye, it doesn't have enough luster to draw me. So I'd definately handle one more year of being poor, and I'd probably find ways to stay at home more and more to deal with the ugly, and... well, ridiculed, not much you can do about. But if it all stopped a year later, I could then be like "HA! In your face!" to those who ridiculed me, right? ^_^
7. Would you rather be thrown in jail for something you didn't do for the rest of your life, or have to eat human-burgers for the rest of your life?
As I think most hamburgers are gross, I'd rather go to jail. I'd know I didn't do whatever; and I could probably get an awful lot of reading and exercising in. And every now and then, my friends could come visit and we could play Magic. Might not be so bad, actually.
8. You are sucked into what passes for Hell. What does your Hell look like?
I am surrounded by my friends, but who now hate me for reasons unknown. Art is illegal. And the internet has reverted back to being only dial-up... but only for me. Oh, and cats are extinct.
9. Your life is going to be made into public entertainment. What medium will your biographers use (movie, book, comic, tv series, etc), what genre is it (comedy, romance, horror, thriller), and who might end up playing you and the three people closest to you?
I'd love if my life could be transformed into some kind of graphic novel. It could be a strange... yet hopeful tale. Of course, they'd take some artistic license to make it more interesting, I'm sure. It'd be only too awesome if it was written by Alan Moore and drawn by Frank Miller. ^_^
10. You come home and there are people in your house, sitting down to dinner at your kitchen table. They look at you strangely and ask if they can help you. What happens next?
I'd probably head straight to my room, call Ross, and be like "...did you invite people over? Cause they're sitting in the kitchen eating our food."