A THING I AM EXCITED ABOUT
OMFG, basiatione (formerly totable_cobra) texted me last night and told me I had to watch the new My Chemical Romance preview video because GRANT MORRISON IS IN IT! So I watched it and I can't even describe how awesome it looks. It appears that MCR are hard-traveling heroes fighting dudes in monster masks led by an evil Grant Morrison. I've known for a while that Morrison and Gerard Way were BFF, but this takes it to a new level of awesome. You need to go watch right now.
However, it's come to my attention that many fans of MCR don't know who Grant Morrison is. To remedy that fact, I've prepared a short biography based on mine and basiatione's conversation last night:
Look. Just look at that GQ motherfucker with his fucking lace cuffs and bald head. That is GRANT MOTHERFUCKING MORRISON so bitch you better recognize! That BAMF is so hardcore that he killed the goddamn Batman then brought him back as a goddamn pirate and it wasn't even stupid. He killed Magneto the master of motherfucking magnetism for fun one time and wrote a Superman story so fucking good it made grown-ass men cry like goddamn little girls just because he was bored. What, you think he started out with sweet-ass gigs like JLA and X-Men? Fuck no, bitch! That GQMF used to write shit like Animal Man and the Doom Patrol and people were all "What the fuck is this shit?" because they couldn't even comprehend what a goddamn genius GRANT MOTHERFUCKING MORRISON is. What, you think that when one of his goddamn books is about to be canceled, he just takes it like some punk-ass bitch? Shit, you're stupid. Hell no! GRANT MOTHERFUCKING MORRISON orders his fans to fucking MASTURBATE while focusing on a goddamn sigil and they say "Sir yes sir" and those bitch-ass editors at DC don't even say boo because GRANT MOTHERFUCKING MORRISON is a goddamn CHAOS MAGICIAN, bitches! You think I'm lying? Every time some bitch hates that BAMF Damian Wayne a little less, 10 fucking minutes are added on to GRANT MOTHERFUCKING MORRISON'S life. Shit, GRANT MOTHERFUCKING MORRISON is so fucking amazing that he just fucking appears as a character in his goddamn comic books and he will BIFF! BAM! POW! your ass. And that's real.
The parts about pirate!Batman not being stupid, killing Magneto, and Damian Wayne extending Morrison's life were all basiatione.
I was bouncing around my living room in glee last night you don't even know.
However, it's come to my attention that many fans of MCR don't know who Grant Morrison is. To remedy that fact, I've prepared a short biography based on mine and basiatione's conversation last night:
Look. Just look at that GQ motherfucker with his fucking lace cuffs and bald head. That is GRANT MOTHERFUCKING MORRISON so bitch you better recognize! That BAMF is so hardcore that he killed the goddamn Batman then brought him back as a goddamn pirate and it wasn't even stupid. He killed Magneto the master of motherfucking magnetism for fun one time and wrote a Superman story so fucking good it made grown-ass men cry like goddamn little girls just because he was bored. What, you think he started out with sweet-ass gigs like JLA and X-Men? Fuck no, bitch! That GQMF used to write shit like Animal Man and the Doom Patrol and people were all "What the fuck is this shit?" because they couldn't even comprehend what a goddamn genius GRANT MOTHERFUCKING MORRISON is. What, you think that when one of his goddamn books is about to be canceled, he just takes it like some punk-ass bitch? Shit, you're stupid. Hell no! GRANT MOTHERFUCKING MORRISON orders his fans to fucking MASTURBATE while focusing on a goddamn sigil and they say "Sir yes sir" and those bitch-ass editors at DC don't even say boo because GRANT MOTHERFUCKING MORRISON is a goddamn CHAOS MAGICIAN, bitches! You think I'm lying? Every time some bitch hates that BAMF Damian Wayne a little less, 10 fucking minutes are added on to GRANT MOTHERFUCKING MORRISON'S life. Shit, GRANT MOTHERFUCKING MORRISON is so fucking amazing that he just fucking appears as a character in his goddamn comic books and he will BIFF! BAM! POW! your ass. And that's real.
The parts about pirate!Batman not being stupid, killing Magneto, and Damian Wayne extending Morrison's life were all basiatione.
I was bouncing around my living room in glee last night you don't even know.