My Unsolicited Opinions on DC's November Solicitations
So I haven't done these for a couple of months because I realized that some people are much better at it than I am. Oh well. I've never been one to shy away from airing my stupid humor in public.
Catwoman’s life hangs in the balance during this final battle between Batman and Hush!
I know Catwoman's not gonna die, so I can just sit back and enjoy the gorgeousness of this cover.
OMG CONNOR'S BACK!
And you won’t believe your eyes when you see what he can do now!
OMG CONNOR HAS SUPERPOWERS!
Giant spiders. Why did it have have to be giant spiders?
Wow, the Terra mini? For reals this time?
Finally! A Nightwing I can get behind!
This picture makes me giggle because of how sad Ra's looks. "No...Detective...TO THE LAZARUS PIT WITH HIM!"
Have I mentioned how much I'm enjoying Batman R.I.P.? I feel a similar sensation while reading it that I felt while watching The Dark Knight: "Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap!" over and over again.
Yeah, even my internal swearing is pretty tame.
GAH! What the Hell?!
Bane is joining the Secret Six?! Regardless, Scandal and Catman's faces on this cover are priceless.
So, anyone taking bets on the Batman-Catman fight in the issue before this one?
SEE?! SHIT LIKE THIS IS WHY I HATE HAWKMAN! He beats up old people! Yeah, they're particularly bad-ass super-powered old people, but still! GRR! RAGE!
Goddammit DC, no one wants this! How is this even getting published?
The former teen heroes known as the Teen Titans are all grown up and under siege in this hardcover collecting TITANS #1-6 as well as the hard-to-find one-shot TEEN TITANS EAST SPECIAL #1!
You mean the special that was almost universally panned? Oh joy!
I expect people to keel over from reading this.
Hmm. They're collecting the Levitz Legion. But what is Mr. Fantastic doing in the background?
Is this good? Should I buy this?
It's girl's day out as Supergirl and Batgirl try to find the perfect location for a tea party.
As usual, Tiny Titans looks adorable. However, my brain original read the solicit text as "...SuperMAN and BatMAN try to find the perfect location for a tea party." which...um.
Happy Birthday, Superman! The Super Friends get together for a party celebrating DC’s first and greatest hero! But Lex Luthor wants to wish Superman a very un-happy day!
If this issue doesn't include the theft of forty cakes, it would be just terrible!
Something seems off about the Jay and Alan figures to me. Maybe the sculpts of the heads? Also, I think Jay should have grey hair. The Sand figure, however, looks awesome.
Just what I always wanted! A bust of Hal Jordan busting out of a power battery apparently filled with Mountain Dew.
Catwoman’s life hangs in the balance during this final battle between Batman and Hush!
I know Catwoman's not gonna die, so I can just sit back and enjoy the gorgeousness of this cover.
OMG CONNOR'S BACK!
And you won’t believe your eyes when you see what he can do now!
OMG CONNOR HAS SUPERPOWERS!
Giant spiders. Why did it have have to be giant spiders?
Wow, the Terra mini? For reals this time?
Finally! A Nightwing I can get behind!
This picture makes me giggle because of how sad Ra's looks. "No...Detective...TO THE LAZARUS PIT WITH HIM!"
Have I mentioned how much I'm enjoying Batman R.I.P.? I feel a similar sensation while reading it that I felt while watching The Dark Knight: "Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap!" over and over again.
Yeah, even my internal swearing is pretty tame.
GAH! What the Hell?!
Bane is joining the Secret Six?! Regardless, Scandal and Catman's faces on this cover are priceless.
So, anyone taking bets on the Batman-Catman fight in the issue before this one?
SEE?! SHIT LIKE THIS IS WHY I HATE HAWKMAN! He beats up old people! Yeah, they're particularly bad-ass super-powered old people, but still! GRR! RAGE!
Goddammit DC, no one wants this! How is this even getting published?
The former teen heroes known as the Teen Titans are all grown up and under siege in this hardcover collecting TITANS #1-6 as well as the hard-to-find one-shot TEEN TITANS EAST SPECIAL #1!
You mean the special that was almost universally panned? Oh joy!
I expect people to keel over from reading this.
Hmm. They're collecting the Levitz Legion. But what is Mr. Fantastic doing in the background?
Is this good? Should I buy this?
It's girl's day out as Supergirl and Batgirl try to find the perfect location for a tea party.
As usual, Tiny Titans looks adorable. However, my brain original read the solicit text as "...SuperMAN and BatMAN try to find the perfect location for a tea party." which...um.
Happy Birthday, Superman! The Super Friends get together for a party celebrating DC’s first and greatest hero! But Lex Luthor wants to wish Superman a very un-happy day!
If this issue doesn't include the theft of forty cakes, it would be just terrible!
Something seems off about the Jay and Alan figures to me. Maybe the sculpts of the heads? Also, I think Jay should have grey hair. The Sand figure, however, looks awesome.
Just what I always wanted! A bust of Hal Jordan busting out of a power battery apparently filled with Mountain Dew.