"Everything Comes Down to Poo"
"I sprained my ankle!"
"Check the poo!"
"I was SHOT!"
"Check the poo!"
"A homeless guy put poo in my eye!"
"Check the poo!"
"Wait. Which one?"
"First his, then you!"
I'm really tempted to sing this the next time I have to go to the bathroom, just to scare my floormates.
Seriously, this made me laugh more than anything else has in a long time. It's no wonder, since the songs were written by the same people who wrote Avenue Q. The whole episode was brilliant, but I felt this was the best song, followed closely by "Guy Love":
"You're the only man who's ever been inside of me!"
"Whoa, whoa. I just took out his appendix."
I need a female version of that song to sing.