Greater London Vigilance Committee joinage
I feel so honoured to have been accepted into the hallowed halls of the GLVC. Here is my joining questionnaire...
LJ Name: silverjet_allie
Ridiculous, made-up Vigilante Name: The Acton Aggravator
Crime of which you are a victim: Burglary and ridiculous attempt to steal contents of bag via gaping hole made by sharp knife
Preferred vigilante justice of which the perpetrators are deserving: For the burglars - stringing 'em up by their ridiculous yellow fluorescent jackets and beating them with brick-filled laptop cases. For the knife-wielding bag slasher - I think being forced to listen to a constant loop of 'the wheels on the bus' sung by a class of tone-deaf four year olds should do the trick
Favoured vigilante weapon (the more impractical or over-the-top the better): Pointy shoes
Vigilante battle-cry: Oi you! I say there! Stop that appalling behaviour immediately!
LJ Name: silverjet_allie
Ridiculous, made-up Vigilante Name: The Acton Aggravator
Crime of which you are a victim: Burglary and ridiculous attempt to steal contents of bag via gaping hole made by sharp knife
Preferred vigilante justice of which the perpetrators are deserving: For the burglars - stringing 'em up by their ridiculous yellow fluorescent jackets and beating them with brick-filled laptop cases. For the knife-wielding bag slasher - I think being forced to listen to a constant loop of 'the wheels on the bus' sung by a class of tone-deaf four year olds should do the trick
Favoured vigilante weapon (the more impractical or over-the-top the better): Pointy shoes
Vigilante battle-cry: Oi you! I say there! Stop that appalling behaviour immediately!