Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I set
princess_ofhell's puppy on fire (-66 points). In January I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Monday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In November I donated bone marrow to
veetvoojagig in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In February I gave
liritarofrohan a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been nice (222 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
viggomortesatan
Yay. A pony. *laughs*