funny dialog

Sep 13, 2005 12:08

This is a highly amusing dialog, recorded before the Scottish coast. I found it in a book and just had to share.

A: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

B: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

A: This is the captain of a US Navy Ship. I say again, divert your course.

B: No, I say again, divert YOUR course.

A: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE. WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!

B: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

By the Chief of Naval Operation free set dialog of October 10th of 1995

I just love this dialog! Wonder what happened after this dialog.
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