Sep 11, 2008 17:37
I just arrived home, and I was happily nibbling on my snack (chocolate soaked snack) when I unlocked the door. I pushed the door open and went: WHAT!!! THE DOG IS IN HERE!!! WHY?!?!?!?! You see, I am afraid of dogs. Although I am afraid of dogs, I still like huskies. I got bitten when I was three, you see, and the memory of having 24 shots of anti-rabies and related vaccines is just too terrible to bear. So... thinking: Ah, I've got food. I can ward off the dog's attention. *throws a piece of the snack*
The dog chased after it. Then, it hit me. OMGGMOWTFBBQ!!! It has chocolate!!! Don't eat it!!!!!!! Good thing our dog fails and it couldn't find the piece of the snack.
So... I went around the house to get to my room. When I went out to check if the snack was still there... The dog was sniffing at the spot where the snack landed and... the dog looked up and licked its lips. And I was like: OMG! NO!!! I KILLED YOU!!! My thoughts raced: is he going to drop dead now? OHNOES!!!
I went around the house again to get to the living room. Then, to my relief, the chocolate-soaked snack was there. It got displaced though so I guess the dog must have sniffed at it but decided he didn't like it. I guess it's also good that our dog is choosy. Or if he isn't being choosy, he waits a really, really, really long time before eating his food.
*Theobromine is toxic to dogs. But I guess I was overreacting. XD
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