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I am tired of being a third wheel. I am tired of being the person NOT having sex. I am tired of waking up in the middle of the night to friends who are having sex. Besides the fact that PEOPLE ARE HAVING SEX THREE FEET AWAY FROM ME, I can't go back to sleep afterwards, ESPECIALLY when one of them snores! Gah! And she KNEW I hated it. Last time she told me, "I told hime that we're not allowed to do anything because I knew you hated it." Exact words. No joke. Appearently she FORGOT! This is the second time I have been the third wheel. That's right. You know who you are people who are reading this. Only you are easier to forgive because 1) I have known you longer, 2) I was in YOUR house, 3) You didn't openly tell me before hand that you knew I hated it! Note to everyone: If you think I am asleep and you decide to have a make-out session with your significant other when I am in the same room, ASSUME that I have woken up!!!!!!!