say hello to the second most beautiful female in the world..she's due in four minutes, that is.
this is an embarrassment.
gyllenhaals plus portmans = heroes in life.
so it took me a month to see the video of regis and kelly where jake says
"at the halloween party i went to, this guy was dressed up as bird flu. he had a bunch of rubber chickens and blood all over him. it was really funny"
and to realize that i knew someone wore a bird flu costume to the fendi party.. so i knew jake and natalia were at the fendi party together! exciting.
but when i saw the show i forgot pretty much on key that it was jp who wore the costume. i was too excited.
NOW I REALIZE JAKE GYLLENHAAL WENT ON REGIS AND KELLY AND TALKED FOR HALF THE SHOW ABOUT JUSTIN FATHER OF NATALIA VODIANOVA'S TWO CHILDREN PORTMAN. needless to say--> my life is FUCKING brilliant.
P.S. i bet nv's face looks something like my icon about now