For those of you who did not know, I'm incrediably badass.
It's kinda part of my appeal. This morning I had to go to the State Attorneys Correctional Facility. Not jail guys- this was a first offense. Well, first offense I was caught for. I had to sign up with the alternative sentencing program a.k.a. orange jumpsuit highway cleanup. Or so I thought. It turns out, the people who work there are pretty much the nicest in the world. And the other people there? Pretty much the hottest guys in the world. I guess I always went for the bad boy, but I knew it was out of control today when I was crushing on guys based on their offense.
"Noise pollution? well- party animal. Kinda hot"
"Littering? Pussy. Next please"
"Urination? Eww- well, its actually kinda funny. Whats your name?"
I was actually more hardcore than anyone else there with my double whammy of underage possession of alcohol and fake ID. And I was the only girl.
In conclusion, guess who will be donning khakis and navy blue shirts, and spending 16 hours per weekend at the Goodwill.
Bitter, kinda.
"Noise pollution? well- party animal. Kinda hot"
"Littering? Pussy. Next please"
"Urination? Eww- well, its actually kinda funny. Whats your name?"
I was actually more hardcore than anyone else there with my double whammy of underage possession of alcohol and fake ID. And I was the only girl.
In conclusion, guess who will be donning khakis and navy blue shirts, and spending 16 hours per weekend at the Goodwill.
Bitter, kinda.