partially naked oil wrestling is totally manly and not gay

[vidi_vici_veni]

[forward-dated to tomorrow afternoon]

[near the grain silo]

You ready for this, Anatolia?

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[andallthefixins]

[in his kispet, with the oil]

Always ready t' wrestle.

Now stand still while I oil ya.

[vidi_vici_veni]

[eying the pants, trying to suppress his laughter]

What... What are those?

[andallthefixins]

Kispet, they're th' pants ya wear when doin' this.

[vidi_vici_veni]

You need special pants for this?

[andallthefixins]

Of course! Fer th' paça kazık.

[vidi_vici_veni]

...You just lost me again. Though that sounds dirty~

[andallthefixins]

It's a finishin' move. T' get control over yer opponent, ya stick yer hand through th' other's kispet.

[vidi_vici_veni]

[...]

[cracking up]

Now I see why you like this sport so much, Anatolia...

[andallthefixins]

Oi! Feelin' th' opponent up is against th' rules!

[vidi_vici_veni]

But sometimes you can't help it, right?

[andallthefixins]

Make it a point not t' dirty th' sport.

[vidi_vici_veni]

Seems like that would kind of difficult.

[andallthefixins]

Fer someone like ya, maybe.

[oh, I hope you like oil being suddenly poured on you]

[vidi_vici_veni]

[kdskllksdklslksl you couldn't even warm it up a bit first?]

[andallthefixins]

[where's the fun in that?]

[helping rub oil onto your back]

[vidi_vici_veni]

[is too squirmy to enjoy it properly]