Save File 01

[video_king]

What the...?
...Where in the world am I?

Is this a Wammy's outing of some sort? How come I didn't get the memo?
Wonder if Mello is also here, maybe he has a clue.
Mello Yeeeeeellow~ Are you here~?

At least there's a computer here although it's not quite like the ones I'm used to...
Ah, who cares, as long as there's something to do. Hope they have some

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[choco_pants]

...Great.

Matt? How old are you?

And don't call me Mello Yellow...

[video_king]

Mello Yellow? [strikes are readable on purpose!]

I'm 14. Are you the older Mello or the younger one?

[choco_pants]

Ah. Ok. So you're from the same time as Mini Me and Near...

I'm older. 20 to be exact.

[video_king]

Yeah, but I haven't found the Little You yet...

Shit, Mello, 20? I can't imagine you as an adult, man!
Should I call you Uncle Mello?

[choco_pants]

You'll probably run into Mini Me eventually. Make sure he doesn't kill Near alright?

Yea, 20. I'm a big boy now.

...That would be weird. But eh. Call me what you like. Just not Mello Yellow.

[video_king]

Yeah, I promised Fluffy I'll protect him from the Little You. I hope I don't find him in a pool of blood or something.

Aww, keep telling yourself that, man, but you'll always be the same screaming brat to me~

...I'll just call you Mello. 'Uncle Mello' makes you sound like a pedo. Creeps me out.

[choco_pants]

That would be most unfortunate. The last thing I need is a dead sheep to clean up.

What?! I'm not a brat! ...Well not anymore...

I think.

Thanks. Uncle Mello does border on the creepy side of things.

[video_king]

Yeah, it would be messy. And I won't know how to explain and cover your scrawny butt with Roger if we ever get back.

But you're probably still screaming around, no?

...Speaking of creepy, are you into SM or something? What the fuck is with the chains, man?! The Naggy Count D told me you were talking about chains to the Big Me?!

[choco_pants]

I'm a bit calmer than what I used to be.

...What isn't with the chains? Besides, I should be the one asking you. I was always curious what started your collection of rather raunchy videos and imported games.

[video_king]

...Yeah, I'll believe you. *sarcastic*

Seriously, where do you get your kinks...
Dude, it's puberty! PUBERTY! Besides, you were always sitting down with me to watch anyway.

[choco_pants]

Pfft.

Where do you get yours, puppy?

Oh wow. Puberty. Such a magical time.

I only watched cause it was funny. You were the one with drool down to your chin.

[video_king]

Somewhere more wholesome than yours, that's for sure.

How was puberty for you anyway? Did you knock someone up yet? Or are you still a virgin?

And speak for yourself, you were always disappearing into the bathroom afterwards.

[choco_pants]

Sure. You keep telling yourself that. According to the older you, you were quite the dirty bugger after I left the orphanage.

Puberty was normal. And of course I'm not a virgin still. Who do you think I am?! I could tell you about how you lost your virginity but I'll let older you tell you about it. Lets just say I laughed when he told me.

Only to wipe the tears away from my eyes from laughing so much.

[video_king]

Well, I'm pretty hot anyway, doesn't really surprise me...

...Wow, there are actually women willing to sleep with you. You weren't that hot, you know. Must be some amazing story...I'm not sure whether I'm ready to know.

Pfft, yeah right. Tears of laughter or tears of pain because you didn't know how to jerk yourself off?

[choco_pants]

Yea, yea. Don't flatter yourself.

Of course. Pfft. Not hot? I'm drop dead gorgeous thank you very much. I could, and can get anyone I want. More like pathetic.

[video_king]

You whore. I bet you still have that silly hairdo. Not cool, man. ...How so?