Apr 23, 2009 01:10
Me: *appears out of nowhere*
Coworker: You're being a ninja again.
Me: I know, it's ok. I'm the resident ninja.
Coworker: You do it well.
Me: I do. But hey, you're the resident pirate.
Coworker: I'm a pirate and a ninja.
Me: Sure, I guess they're not mutually exclusive. I bet there must have been some point in history when pirates traveled to Japan and picked up a few ninja skills along the way.
Coworker: Hey, you know, anywhere there's water, there's pirates. There will always be pirates.
Me: Yep, somewhere out there, there are pirates pirating as we speak.
Coworker: There are ninjas being ninjas as we speak.
Me: Oh yeah? Where?
Another coworker: *appears out of nowhere*
Me: *turns around* Oh, hi. Seems the ninjas win today.