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[victortugelbend]

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[cpt_tantony]

Are you all right, Victor?

[victortugelbend]

No.

[cpt_tantony]

You can shave, can't you? Unless Ponder likes you better this way you want to look wizardly.

[victortugelbend]

Yes.

And I will.

[cpt_tantony]

I can imagine you'd be astonished when you wake up all bearded. Perhaps if you don't sleep quite as much the next time? I'm sure Ponder would appreciate you company awake as well...

[victortugelbend]

...um.

You know, not sleeping kills.

[cpt_tantony]

Of course it does - I'm not suggesting that you never sleep again. But perhaps not from last Thursday, the next time?

[victortugelbend]

Well, no. That was an exception.

[cpt_tantony]

So, the next time, there's no danger of you waking up with a beard, then. Just with stubble, like everybodey else. If they're grown and male and human, that it.

[victortugelbend]

Ah, stubble. My old Enemy.

But I know how to Deal with That.

[cpt_tantony]

Heh - you just shave. Every morning. Just like me.

[victortugelbend]

Well, not just like you.

[cpt_tantony]

No - you leave the moustache standing, while I just scrape it all off. Plus, you won't have to worry about a dip in your chin, as I have, which is a trap for unwary razors, so I must be more careful not to cut myself there.

[victortugelbend]

I feel vaguely insulted see.

[cpt_tantony]

Yes, eh? Well, it's a bother, of course. But then, I tell myself, the women who don't have to shave have other things they have to deal with. Better to shave.

[victortugelbend]

...wait, who's talking about Women?