University impurity test

Apr 17, 2006 19:23

I'm trying to make a purity test for my friends and I as we finish our last year, and would soooo appreciate suggestions all around, especially where scoring and categories are concerned! Idea is in its infancy, so I'm just trying to get these down before I forget them...

Residence parties
0. Give yourself 5 points for every residence party you've been to. 10 points if you went to (and paid to get into) an Edwards party. 15 points for Palmer. Give yourself an extra point per party if you dressed up for the theme.
Have you ever...
1. Been cut off at a residence party?
2. Managed to get drinks anyway?
3. Snuck into a residence party without a ticket?
4. Forged tickets or otherwise worked it so that other people could get in without tickets?
5. Served at a residence party?
6. Served super stiff drinks to frosh (and friends)?
7. Stole extra liquor? (after serving, 2 points if you managed to do it and you weren't serving)
8. Had sex at a residence party (not your own)?

Library
0. Give yourself a point for every dollar in library fines you've ever had.
Have you ever...
1. Eaten food in the no-food parts of the library?
2. Had a librarian yell at you for it?
3. Borrowed books on someone else's account?
4. Returned them late?
5. Abandoned your prime seat or computer for longer than an hour, with your stuff still on it?
6. Looked at NSFW material on a library computer?
7. Used the "authorized use only" elevator?
8. Drank at the library?
9. Come to the library drunk?
10. Had sex at the library?
11. Set off the alarm for trying to leave with un-signed-out books?
12. On purpose?
13. Put books in someone else's bag while they were gone, so that if they left and didn't notice they'd set off the alarm?
14. Put embarassing books in someone else's bag (or open on their desk) while they were gone?
15. Dropped something off one of the upper floor balconies?
16. Had a fine art installation in the library?

Drinking
Have you ever...
1. Drank in the halls in residence?
2. Tried a century?
3. Completed a century?
4. Passed out?
5. Puked on yourself?
6. Gotten into the pub underage?
7. Give yourself half a point for every other Sackville bar you've successfully ordered a drink from underage.
8. Gotten banned from the pub?
9. Gotten a phone call at a bar (not to your cell phone, but the bar number)?
10. Worked at a Sackville bar?
11. Been at an after-hours pub party?
12. Used the back door to get into Ducky's?

Random
Have you ever...
1. Broken into a residence?
2. Been in the tunnels?
3. Broken into the AC?
4. Gone swimming at night?
5. Had sex in a campus building?
6. Had sex on the football field?
7. Pulled a high-profile prank? (Boat in the swan pond, chair on the steeple, large clock from meal hall, tree from meal hall)
8. Pulled a low-profile prank? (stolen something important from another residence, stolen chairs/trays/mugs from meal hall, written something in chalk on residences/campus)
9. Streaked at homecoming?
10. Been at a team's initiation?
11. Been in an intitation?
12. Initiated anyone else?

School
1. Ever take a course without buying all the required books?
2. Give yourself points equivalent to the marks you got (A+ = 4.3, A=4.0, etc)
3. Ever take a course and missed the majority of the classes?
4. Give yourself points as in 2.
5. Ever write an exam having read less than half of the required reading?
6. Give yourself points as in 2.
7. Ever pull an all-nighter?
8. Give yourself points for the number of consecutive waking hours (no naps) for the purpose of completing school things.

Time for me to go drinking right now actually, so this is as far as it's going for the moment. Please suggest categories and questions! Thank you!! :)

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