Vicky's True Blood Recap (Spellbound)
Tonight we watched Eric and Sookie's romance blossom! While Martonia and the Bon Temps witches brewed up more mischief! Lot's of stuff went down, some of it predictable. Let's recap!
Saved By The Hunk
Jessica almost meets the sun. But Jason rescues her before it's too late. So she shows her appreciation the only way a Vampiress knows how....a nice friendly french kiss!
Sookie and Eric Be Tripping!
After the danger of the witches first attack passes, Sookie frees Eric from his silver restraints. Of course, he needs blood! Sookie offers hers, and Eric returns the favor. This is when we learn that 1,000 year old Vampire blood is the supernatural equivalent of Mescaline.
Hoyt Smash!
Jessica gets to see a different side of her red neck bohunk. Don't get Hoyt angry Jess, you won't like it when he's angry!
Little Orphan Vampire
Jessica has nowhere to go, so she heads to Jasons. Things don't work out the way she plans. Jason banishes her from his home, leaving her heartbroken. After tonight, her dry cleaning bill is going to be terrible. Hey girl, I heard vinegar gets out blood stains!
Hooker! Who Said You Could Borrow My Body?
Poor Lafayette! The troubled spirit of a spurned "Bellefleur' mistress decides to take up residence in his body. Not only that, she commits a felony kidnapping in the process.
Are We Going To Fight or F***k?
We also discovered that pack-leader Marcus is Luna's baby-daddy! *Sarcasm* I didn't see that coming at all...what a surprise! The best part was watching Sam and Marcus eye-fuck one another for fifteen minutes. When Sam suggested they go outside and "solve this like men", I was expecting some cheesy 70's porn music to queue in. Alas, Marcus declined Sam's offer of hot shape-shifter man sex.
That Purse Doesn't Go With Those Shoes.
Tommy decides to pull a "Anthony Perkins" and shape-shift into Maxine Fortenberry! Which just proves what an idiot he is. Is this the best idea he could come up with?
Sookie Comes with Vampires!
Debbie Pelt may be a lot smarter than we think she is. This is clearly the bitchiest thing anyone's ever said about Sookie Stackhouse. Way to go Debbie!
Showdown at Midnight.
The Vamps and Witches have a 'high-noon' style showdown. (Except it's at midnight and in a cemetery.) When things start to get boring, Eric 'goes Viking' and rips out a witch's throat. Way to negotiate Eric!
Sooohkie!
As the battle rages on, Sookie gets shot in the stomach. Unfortunately, Eric and Bill are occupied with witch wrangling. Luckily Alcide has ignored Debbie's plea to stay away from the conflict. He whisks her away in his brawny arms.
What's going to happen next week? Will Sookie survive? What is Antonia going to do with Eric? Where is Jessica going to stay? And will Tommy Mickens finally face his gender identity issues?
Saved By The Hunk
Jessica almost meets the sun. But Jason rescues her before it's too late. So she shows her appreciation the only way a Vampiress knows how....a nice friendly french kiss!
Sookie and Eric Be Tripping!
After the danger of the witches first attack passes, Sookie frees Eric from his silver restraints. Of course, he needs blood! Sookie offers hers, and Eric returns the favor. This is when we learn that 1,000 year old Vampire blood is the supernatural equivalent of Mescaline.
Hoyt Smash!
Jessica gets to see a different side of her red neck bohunk. Don't get Hoyt angry Jess, you won't like it when he's angry!
Little Orphan Vampire
Jessica has nowhere to go, so she heads to Jasons. Things don't work out the way she plans. Jason banishes her from his home, leaving her heartbroken. After tonight, her dry cleaning bill is going to be terrible. Hey girl, I heard vinegar gets out blood stains!
Hooker! Who Said You Could Borrow My Body?
Poor Lafayette! The troubled spirit of a spurned "Bellefleur' mistress decides to take up residence in his body. Not only that, she commits a felony kidnapping in the process.
Are We Going To Fight or F***k?
We also discovered that pack-leader Marcus is Luna's baby-daddy! *Sarcasm* I didn't see that coming at all...what a surprise! The best part was watching Sam and Marcus eye-fuck one another for fifteen minutes. When Sam suggested they go outside and "solve this like men", I was expecting some cheesy 70's porn music to queue in. Alas, Marcus declined Sam's offer of hot shape-shifter man sex.
That Purse Doesn't Go With Those Shoes.
Tommy decides to pull a "Anthony Perkins" and shape-shift into Maxine Fortenberry! Which just proves what an idiot he is. Is this the best idea he could come up with?
Sookie Comes with Vampires!
Debbie Pelt may be a lot smarter than we think she is. This is clearly the bitchiest thing anyone's ever said about Sookie Stackhouse. Way to go Debbie!
Showdown at Midnight.
The Vamps and Witches have a 'high-noon' style showdown. (Except it's at midnight and in a cemetery.) When things start to get boring, Eric 'goes Viking' and rips out a witch's throat. Way to negotiate Eric!
Sooohkie!
As the battle rages on, Sookie gets shot in the stomach. Unfortunately, Eric and Bill are occupied with witch wrangling. Luckily Alcide has ignored Debbie's plea to stay away from the conflict. He whisks her away in his brawny arms.
What's going to happen next week? Will Sookie survive? What is Antonia going to do with Eric? Where is Jessica going to stay? And will Tommy Mickens finally face his gender identity issues?