Haha, shut up.

[victoriabeckham]

Cruz calls me mommy now. Romeo still calls me mummy, as he would thirty years from now, fingers crossed. Brooklyn calls me whatever he feels like calling me, Victoria. David remains the vision of loveliness / freak of nature that folds his dirty washing, and the Spice Girl who couldn't dance and sing is nominated for a British Fashion Award,

Comments

[zachary_hanson]

I had to do a double take...

[victoriabeckham]

Would you believe I had to refill the drinks myself?

[zachary_hanson]

You haven't trained at least one of those boys to do that for you yet?

[victoriabeckham]

I'm outnumbered by default and sadly a fast eater. How are you? You have kids now! Plural!

[katieholmes]

Suri calls you Aunt V.

[victoriabeckham]

Haha, that sounds a bit like something everyone should be afraid of when she hit puberty! How's the family?

[katieholmes]

Ahaha, it could be worse like Aunt Vajayjay. She adores you. The family is good, now just trying to get Tom to come around. You know him though, a bit stubborn for his own good. How's the boys?

[victoriabeckham]

They're great! Just had a boys' day for Romeo's birthday and if I never see a laser gun again, it'll be too soon. I need more estrogen in my life, will you bring Suri around for fashion week??

[leonardo]

i'm lame enough to try and figure out where you're at, only to realize you captioned it below.

[victoriabeckham]

Oh don't worry, David's shoes give everyone temporary blindness.

[brandruss]

To be fair, their veggie sub is grand. I'm actually coveting David's shoes in that photograph and now also craving Italian herb and cheese bread.

[victoriabeckham]

I'm surprised you don't have those shoes already, they just scream Russell Brand. My son is in love your lady, I'll have you know.

[gwyneth]

WHAT.

[victoriabeckham]

I subscribed to Goop (or is it GOOP?) but I figured out this is the way to stalk you properly. HIIIIII.