stolen from Woody, a rerereintroduction of sorts
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Dang.
2. When is the next time you will have sex?
What am I, a genie? I don't know.
3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?
Shore. Or whore.
4. Favorite planet?
Jupiter.
5. Who is the last person on your missed call list on your mobile?
Wrong number. Someone asking for Julio.
6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
the mexican hat dance
7. What kinda shirt you have on?
grey tank top
8. What do you label yourself as?
smartass
9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
um, I'm not wearing shoes.
10. Bright or Dark room?
dark
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
He's a weirdo.
12. If you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on?
The one furthest from the door.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping, actually.
14. What did your last text message say that you received on your mobile?
Boobs.
15. Where is your letter box?
Downstairs, on the front of the shop door.
16. What's a word that you say a lot?
Fuck.
17. Who told you he/she loved you last?
My Dad.
18. Last furry thing you touched?
My cat, James.
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
Not that I recall.
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
I think the last time I developed film was 1998.
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
9
22. Your worst enemy?
Hmm.. any enemy is a bad enemy.
23. What is your current desktop picture?
A picture of Alan sleeping. But to the naked eye it just looks like a lump of blankets on a hotel bed.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"Get off my bed, asshole." (To the cat.)
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which would you take?
I'd want to fly.
26. Do you like someone?
Sure, I do.
27. The last song you listened to?
I honestly don't remember.
28. If the last person you spoke to was getting shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet? No.
29. If you could punch one person in the face who would it be?
I forgot her name.
30. What is the closest object to your left foot?
I'm sitting cross legged, so, the keyboard.
Dang.
2. When is the next time you will have sex?
What am I, a genie? I don't know.
3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?
Shore. Or whore.
4. Favorite planet?
Jupiter.
5. Who is the last person on your missed call list on your mobile?
Wrong number. Someone asking for Julio.
6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
the mexican hat dance
7. What kinda shirt you have on?
grey tank top
8. What do you label yourself as?
smartass
9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
um, I'm not wearing shoes.
10. Bright or Dark room?
dark
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
He's a weirdo.
12. If you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on?
The one furthest from the door.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping, actually.
14. What did your last text message say that you received on your mobile?
Boobs.
15. Where is your letter box?
Downstairs, on the front of the shop door.
16. What's a word that you say a lot?
Fuck.
17. Who told you he/she loved you last?
My Dad.
18. Last furry thing you touched?
My cat, James.
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
Not that I recall.
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
I think the last time I developed film was 1998.
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
9
22. Your worst enemy?
Hmm.. any enemy is a bad enemy.
23. What is your current desktop picture?
A picture of Alan sleeping. But to the naked eye it just looks like a lump of blankets on a hotel bed.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"Get off my bed, asshole." (To the cat.)
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which would you take?
I'd want to fly.
26. Do you like someone?
Sure, I do.
27. The last song you listened to?
I honestly don't remember.
28. If the last person you spoke to was getting shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet? No.
29. If you could punch one person in the face who would it be?
I forgot her name.
30. What is the closest object to your left foot?
I'm sitting cross legged, so, the keyboard.