My friend, Brad (who is awesome), and I are making our own
Rifftrax * as a part of a new deal they have. You make your own, maybe some people laugh, you get paid (or at least have a smashing time). We compiled a list of 28 movies and have narrowed it down to these 5. We have both been staring at lists of awful movies for a while and realized gathering outside opinions would be helpful. So, if anyone wants to order these movies 1-5, 1 being the worst and best to make fun of and 5 being a movie you wouldn't care to have someone make fun of, we'd be much obliged.
10,000 BC (they grow corn in Europe thousands of years before it was brought back from North America!)
Big Trouble in Little China (may have some comedic elements, but look up the trailer on youtube. It's gold)
Armageddon (Animal crackers dancing on Liv Tyler's thigh, anyone?)
Tron (Jeff Bridges gets stuck in a computer and wears a light-up suit of spandex)
Dungeons and Dragons (NEEEEERRRRDS, also the villain constantly sounds like he has a kazoo shoved down his throat)
*from the makers of Mystery Science Theater 3000, which if you don't care for in the first place, disregard this post.
PS: If you know of any terrible movies you think deserve a top 5 spot, feel free to say so. Keep in mind they can't be comedies or musicals. I know, I want to do American Mall, too, but those rules are there for a reason.