Spider Attack!

[victor_von]

So, I got into my car this morning. Took off my glasses, trading them for my prescription sunglasses-- and felt the weird, distinctive friction of a spider web breaking on my cheek. Dangling from the temple of my glasses for the briefest second was a tiny, baby spider.

It was cold this morning. Baby spiders live on heat.

THAT SPIDER WAS EATING MY HEAT!!!