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[victor_jugson]

Wow, it's like four days and everything's kind of quietened down around here. Man, what happened?

I'm lonely and bored. Some one give me something to do other than stare at the scrolls.

Ermm...is the dress thing over? Because I really feel like drinking. Really do.

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[victor_jugson]

Give up already! Merlin, are you one stubborn woman.

[victor_jugson]

Endearing. What a most suitable choice of vocabulary.

Did you think I was going to say yes?

No.

[victor_jugson]

My stand remains the same dear. I don't see how you can possibly make me change my mind.

I'll be watching.

[victor_jugson]

Oh. So we're starting to use force, are we? I don't think some large boys are enough.

By the end of this week, did you say? What if I don't get into a dress by the end of the week? Are you going to refund those poor ignorant betters their money?

[victor_jugson]

Oh, why am I against it? Maybe its because guys don't usually wear dresses and making me wear a dress is absolutely demeaning my male ego?

Trust me, I look much more gorgeous in pants.

AND NO I WON'T WEAR THE BLOODY DRESS!

[victor_jugson]

You know what? I'm going to pretend I never heard that.

ACCENTUATE MY WHAT? No. I do not need the accentuating of thighs. In fact, I think I look better with those exact parts covered.

NO! Give me ten good persuasive reasons why.

[victor_jugson]

1. I'll prefer women who don't need to see me in a dress to know I'm secure about my masculinity.

2. If you've never seen me in it, how would you know it looks good on me?

3. I don't need a man to like me! Oh merlin.

4. Hey guess what? I don't really give a heck about how the other half lives. What's important is how I live.

5. Ah, its funny, it makes people laugh and therefore I must wear it.

6. Bloody idiot.

7. OH! Now this is a valid point of contention. But...NO.

8. There won't be awkward silences with me around. And even so, I do not want subject of our every conversation to be 'Jugson in a dress'.

9. I don't want the dress, goddamnit!

10. Really? I can live without alcohol.

[victor_jugson]

1. Guys don't wear dresses. Guys look better in shirt and pants.

2. I'll save Rosier's sorry arse.

3. The dress will split because it wasn't tailored for men.

4. I risk blinding the Hogwarts population with such a horrible sight.

5. It'll totally crush my ego.

6. I want to return the money to the poor betters.

7. You won't stop at just a dress and if I do it this time, it'll be worst the next time around.

8. I could spend my time better than parading around in a dress.

9. I like to keep my reputation.

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10. IT JUST ISN'T RIGHT!